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I will be posting (bad) bird pictures. Also, some butterflies and other bugs. Possibly other nature friends. he/him
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Getting a flu and COVID vaccine in the same arm this morning may have been a bad idea.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me, waving a gun around at work as security tackles me and drags me out of the building: IT'S A PROVACTIVE GESTURE! WHY AM I BEING PERSECUTED LIKE THIS?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Did you mean pogroms? Or is that supposed to be programs? I need more context in the year of the dark lord 2025.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My wife has perfect, timeless eyebrows. That's it. That's the whole skeet.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

A reminder to some of y'all (you should know who you are): two things can be true at once. Not everything is a grand conspiracy.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

That's bait DOGE is ransacking your Social Security data as I type this, which is the most efficient way for establishing a list of people's gender assigned at birth I can possibly imagine. That's orders of magnitude worse than Trump playing AI dress-up www.cnn.com/2025/02/19/b...

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I'm glad the libs are catching up, but we've moved beyond "make them uncomfortable". We're on "toss them off the rock" now. Get in, losers.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

GO BIRDS!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I don't really think of my work as that taxing, but I've destroyed two of my three pairs of work pants in just over a year am starting to wear through the leather on my steel toes after four months (last pair Indestoyed the soles in about four or five months).

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 4 years of sobriety

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

The reason so many American academics are so stressed out right now is that they DO believe in it, with all their hearts, but they’re currently watching the last remnants of its potential be torn to shreds by racist, greed-blind anti-intellectuals.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Wife: We're in the 7th quarter. Wait. There are only four quarters. Inning? We're in the last inning. Me: Correct, four quarters. Also, there are usually 9 innings. Wife: Sports are my life.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Sanitation put a lid back on a garbage can challenge 2025. Difficulty: Impossible

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part about climate change is the seeming inability of meteorology to keep up. "You're in danger of flooding! Prepare for flood water waters! It's going to be bad!" 12 hours later:

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My kids love this joke. Me: Wake up, y'all! No school today! Kids: Yaaaaaay! Why? Me: It's Sunday! Kids: UGH. Dad, stop. This joke is so stupid.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

There's a 100% chance that Trump thinks Napoleon is an ice cream flavor. Someone definitely fed him that quote.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Zero, and I mean ZERO, faith in the Democratic party and their shitlib base. They are a party of do nothings, attempting to preserve the status quo at the expense of us all. They will let all of us suffer and perish. We really are on our own. Regular ass federal employees have done more.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Get fucked, you absolute fucking losers. At least y'all fucking dipshits never fail to disappoint. Christ almighty, no wonder you're referred to as the ushers of fascism. "Posting is praxis" ass bullshit. I am so mad right now. This homophonic bullshit is worse Jefferies mewling at a presser.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I don't get it. are they bad men because they're secretly gay, or are they secretly gay because they're bad men? can you explain the punchline here, it's going over my head. better yet, can you maybe come up with a better plan for the next few months than "cringepost through it"? thanks 🥰

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

I want everyone to know how I pleased I am with myself for this absolutely terrible joke.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Guess we're all home schooling now.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

At some point the administration is going to come for guns and I simply cannot wait to see how that goes.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

RDS vs LPVO - Practical Shooting 101 youtu.be/MutKaEUOTvY

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment