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noahdyenotdie.bsky.social
Whadup \ West Virginia
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My favorite part of the work day is when I’m done with my work and start distracting everyone else

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I hate stupid prizes but love playing stupid games

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Eagles Fan Starts Tailgating At 9 A.M. For Custody Hearing theonion.com/eagles-...

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Nashville school shooter says he was “ashamed to be Black” and credits Candace Owens: “Candace Owens has influenced me above all each time she spoke I was stunned by her insights and her own views helped push me further and further into the belief of violence over the Jewish question.”

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This snow will never melt, and I will continue to dodge cars running right on the boulevard

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It is always morally correct to taunt MAGAts like Tim Thomas.

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I have 2 hours to get to Kroger and get what I need before we get a foot of snow, and I’m just not worried about it. I will pay for this

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I just got quiplashed by the goddamn bot

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Allen Iverson showed up to support Michael Vick’s introduction as Norfolk State’s football coach

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IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE! Do your happy dance! #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas 

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Jayden Daniels being my team’s quarterback will likely be the best thing to ever happen to me in my life

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I just bit my tongue showing coworkers my Goofy impression

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The person or the place?

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Parents are visiting this weekend to check out my newish apartment for the first time. Tonight is my “make this apartment look like a functional person lives here” night as it pertains to that.

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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...

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If you didn’t see this coming, it’s because you weren’t paying attention. steady.substack.com/p/oh-never-m...

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Jayden Daniels to McLaurin touchdown dots! Time to throw: 7.95s (NFL Next Gen Stats)

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I do not know how this Saints QB is in the NFL

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Let’s go Herd!!!!!!

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Hugging your goalie is great and all, but have you ever considered kissing your goalie instead?

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Filthy

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Time to show my company what mental illness looks like at the Christmas party

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The cowboys pulling this rare blunder off in THIS game… the NFL is scripted

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The Bengals D is trash How do you let Barney Gumble get outside on you

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I’m 100% serious when I say I read football better on this simpson’s broadcast than I do otherwise

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I’ll never forget when after he went nuclear in the 2018 playoffs and was asked if he thought he could win an MVP one day. He dead ass said “no, I don’t want to work that hard and I’d also rather do a bunch of cool things on the ice rather than the normal things.” To be fair, a lot of it was cool.

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I want to make fun of UVA for mock trial so bad, but that’s actually really sick. Like imagine being national champions at organized and inconsequential arguing.

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Separate the art from the artist (ZB) I tell myself

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Miroshnichenko really back heeled this lol

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Will 2024 be the year that Thundering Herd men's soccer adds its second star to the crest?? They are currently three games away. Marshall's Elite 8 match is set for this Saturday, December 7, at 7PM at (12) SMU. The game will be streamed live on ESPN+. #weplayforchampionships // #BeatSMU

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Let’s go Herd.

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Darn Tuten!

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College kickers already struggle. The super wide hashmarks cannot help

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Day’s obsession with being tougher than Michigan rather than just winning the game is awesome lol

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You probably should fire Day if you’re OSU, but it’s also just good television to watch them lose to Michigan every year. I hope he gets another chance.

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michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day

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