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Update day, Wii Wednesday!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

everyone shut the fuck up he's back

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Just me banging on again that BROADWAY employs more people than coal.

submitted 9 days ago • 158 comments

What if we kissed in the”Made in the USA🇺🇸” suicide nets

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

get MJ Lenderman in the Criterion Closet

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This fencing event was the cherry blossom open that takes place every year in Maryland. It’s an OPEN, meaning folks fence off against everyone of all ages and it’s not divided by gender. My brother made a grown woman cry at this event one year when he fenced her.

submitted 14 days ago • 28 comments

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I love it when he frames things like he’s playing chess when he said the game was too easy for him so he quit lmfao

submitted 15 days ago • 48 comments

video games have the power to tell complex stories with deep, meaningful themes

submitted 15 days ago • 15 comments

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

submitted 16 days ago • 675 comments

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

submitted 16 days ago • 134 comments

permission to lib out, sir

submitted 16 days ago • 110 comments

This is going to be the vibe coding version of the Chernobyl disaster, a wholly preventable failure caused by a combination of hubris, incompetence and design flaws.

submitted 19 days ago • 713 comments

Triple green shells has to be the most chaotic Mario Kart power up. Just hurl that shit out there. Fuck up the whole track. Get hit by your own shell. It's all here

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

The onion has been peeled

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

We are now at a point where “living in Veep” is an aspirational step-up for our country.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Mark Cuban be seeming reasonable and then immediately shows you that he’s out of touch as well.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I'm like an empty bottle Drained of everything left in my mind Checking out life on the dark side Riding down the road 'til the end of time I'm like a broken lantern Stuffed of everything good and light Hanging 'round waiting for something To pick me up or hang me dry Fill Me Up Again...

submitted 26 days ago • 66 comments

i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy. turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it

submitted 33 days ago • 550 comments

A collaboration between Bong Joon Ho and Tim Robinson would result in the greatest film of all time

submitted 35 days ago • 15 comments

uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

What SICKENS me about Hollywood is that in my youth, a show like Reacher would be cranking out 26 episodes a year, a new series landing every September like clockwork. We should be waiting for episode 68 to drop. There should be three Christmas episodes by now.

submitted 41 days ago • 66 comments

I didn’t think all the Emilia Perez stuff could get worse and then these bozo songwriters started singing

submitted 46 days ago • 19 comments

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trunmp take egg

submitted 47 days ago • 10 comments

Shown actual size.

submitted 47 days ago • 7 comments

When you’re an adult, you can eat like a whole thing of cheese, no one will stop you

submitted 48 days ago • 37 comments

48 Hours.

submitted 48 days ago • 12 comments

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

submitted 50 days ago • 208 comments

we actually should make Jack Reacher the President

submitted 51 days ago • 44 comments

The best part of the Blade Runner movie is when Blade Runner (played by Harrison Ford) turns to the camera and says “I run blades”

submitted 52 days ago • 37 comments

we live in a world where you can either work or play balatro and I think that's cruel

submitted 52 days ago • 19 comments

Joann had a sprawling retail footprint and was a victim of the slow US decline toward cheaper, more disposable clothing, but they also suffered a blow during Trump's first term. Trump's 2018 tariffs increased cost of imports and US equivalents were too expensive for customers.

submitted 52 days ago • 174 comments

post a meme made by you The Beaver Bother Experience

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

An Opus Dei priest converted me to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here's who I think the next Pope should be.

submitted 54 days ago • 37 comments

we must return to games having thick ass manuals.

submitted 55 days ago • 43 comments

did the doctor from arrested development write this

submitted 56 days ago • 55 comments

Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night http://theonion.com/...

submitted 57 days ago • 45 comments

submitted 58 days ago • 236 comments

they got rid of all these guys

submitted 59 days ago • 30 comments

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

submitted 59 days ago • 98 comments

When you realize it is almost impossible to overcook chicken thighs

submitted 59 days ago • 36 comments

This is the least racist quora user

submitted 60 days ago • 16 comments

I may not live in the US anymore but my family does and whenever I talk to my mom or sister on the phone they're more concerned about the country being torn apart by Elon Musk's cadre of psycho tech neo nazis or the benefits they require to live being cut than they are inflation, you old dipshit!

submitted 60 days ago • 6 comments

David Byrne is the David Lynch of music.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

When Ike Fire Emblem said “I fight for my friends” … I feel that shit

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments