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If Hideo Kojima can make Death Stranding all by himself there’s simply no excuse for other solo devs not to be making games on a similar scale

#StarWars #LEGO 🦳

A cool thing about our government systems is that when a cop got shot a few days ago literally everyone in the county got multiple screeching phone alerts letting us know about it but when a tornado was about to wreck our shit it was almost impossible to find current, accurate information.

My “no people will not ‘literally die’ with the One Big Beautiful Bill” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Danny McBride “Daddy” masterclass

Speedrun marathon where they play through every game mentioned in the Wii Shop Wednesday song

Any soap, body wash, or shampoo is 3-in-1 if you’re not a coward

Stop giving your kids iPads and give them a Nintendo ds like god intended

Update day, Wii Wednesday!

everyone shut the fuck up he's back

Just me banging on again that BROADWAY employs more people than coal.

What if we kissed in the”Made in the USA🇺🇸” suicide nets

get MJ Lenderman in the Criterion Closet

This fencing event was the cherry blossom open that takes place every year in Maryland. It’s an OPEN, meaning folks fence off against everyone of all ages and it’s not divided by gender. My brother made a grown woman cry at this event one year when he fenced her.

I love it when he frames things like he’s playing chess when he said the game was too easy for him so he quit lmfao

video games have the power to tell complex stories with deep, meaningful themes

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Elon Musk: pours tens of millions into a race that has never seen even a fraction of that much money. bribes multiple voters with $1 million checks to vote. offers any Wisconsin voter who proves they voted $50. wears a fucking cheesehead Wisconsin: votes against his candidate by historic margins

permission to lib out, sir

This is going to be the vibe coding version of the Chernobyl disaster, a wholly preventable failure caused by a combination of hubris, incompetence and design flaws.

Triple green shells has to be the most chaotic Mario Kart power up. Just hurl that shit out there. Fuck up the whole track. Get hit by your own shell. It's all here

The onion has been peeled

We are now at a point where “living in Veep” is an aspirational step-up for our country.

Mark Cuban be seeming reasonable and then immediately shows you that he’s out of touch as well.

I'm like an empty bottle Drained of everything left in my mind Checking out life on the dark side Riding down the road 'til the end of time I'm like a broken lantern Stuffed of everything good and light Hanging 'round waiting for something To pick me up or hang me dry Fill Me Up Again...

i'll fess up: for the last like fifteen years i despised Jesse Eisenberg on reflex. anytime he came up in a movie I'd say, nah, not for me, fuck that guy. turns out i just hated Mark Zuckerberg so much my hate boomeranged around to Jesse. kinda a compliment to his acting when you think about it

A collaboration between Bong Joon Ho and Tim Robinson would result in the greatest film of all time

uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)

What SICKENS me about Hollywood is that in my youth, a show like Reacher would be cranking out 26 episodes a year, a new series landing every September like clockwork. We should be waiting for episode 68 to drop. There should be three Christmas episodes by now.

I didn’t think all the Emilia Perez stuff could get worse and then these bozo songwriters started singing

trunmp take egg

Shown actual size.

When you’re an adult, you can eat like a whole thing of cheese, no one will stop you

48 Hours.

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

we actually should make Jack Reacher the President

The best part of the Blade Runner movie is when Blade Runner (played by Harrison Ford) turns to the camera and says “I run blades”

we live in a world where you can either work or play balatro and I think that's cruel

Joann had a sprawling retail footprint and was a victim of the slow US decline toward cheaper, more disposable clothing, but they also suffered a blow during Trump's first term. Trump's 2018 tariffs increased cost of imports and US equivalents were too expensive for customers.

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