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You know what bit never gets old? Coming up with increasingly nonsensical and goofy names for weed strains. “Ayo pull up bd I got Prince Andrews cumrag. This shit right here man, this that Uzbekistani Cumquat. This that Backyard Bonanza. This straight up gonna make your balls fly out of your lungs”

My one brother got in huge legal trouble because he was caught smuggling bird eggs to Mexico lmao He’s a POS so I don’t care but yeah, wanted to take a hawk to a cottage and raise it.

Sure this will get lost but I applied to work for an insurance company and it instantly radicalized them against me in one interview Dude spent sooo much time telling stories about how “People will say they won’t want it, but they need it, you will be saving lives, they will thank you later” etc.

My turtle looks beautiful today

These posts that keep showing up in my feed make me believe that the animal product industry has paid for a lot of social engineering on Facebook

Me walking around not changing my clothes for 3 days after an assassination

For every like this gets, I will donate $1

Nice to know everyone — even the DNC — is just posting through it

This is Otis. He just had his very first vet appointment. Even got to take a picture like it was his first day of school. 12/10 we're proud of you, Otis

American politics is just waking up to an online news article about Trump ra*ing a baby on stage at his rally, and the top comment by a huge margin will just be some stupid meme like

My gf combined one of those cinnamon roll packages into one big roll The Cingle Roll

Daaam Bluesky is actually getting useable now babey How about instead of Bluesky it was blue guy !