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Every time I watch West Ham play it enrages me that we lost at home to them. They’re fucking wank.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Brilliant interception header and run by Tonali for our third goal #nufc

submitted 29 days ago • 12 comments

Is it possible that the club have been waiting for this announcement (wrt to positive finance figures) as justification that we can spend, before we spend big? We can only live in hope.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t expect any signings this January, it sounds like the club have a plan with buying at specific times, whether or not it’s a good plan or not remains to be seen but without knowing what their goal is for the season it’s hard to judge what has been good or not.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Anderson and Minteh scoring and assisting over the weekend is just pure pain.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Mad how the rest of the country hasn’t got on to mince and dumplings

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t happen did it? Saw this coming a mile off

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

All these players and big contracts Man City are signing up to either means they know they’re about to win something legal or they know they’re going to lose and spunking everything on a final hurrah 😂

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Had my eye on Bournemouth for a while now, one of our harder fixtures in recent weeks - Eddie has not been great against them. Hopefully he breaks the bad ju-ju.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Don't know why @newcastleunited.com doesn't post this here, but here it is anyway #nufc

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Livramento has been great, both forward and back

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

We won the toss! #NUFC

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Something absolutely ridiculous has happened… this morning I started checking Liverpool’s fixtures to see if we could catch them 😂 #NUFC

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

Who knew Mat Selz was raker?

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It’s official, a win tomorrow night and champions league is in our own hands

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Can anyone give any stronger evidence than this clip (sound on) that Geordie has held on to its Germanic routes more than the rest of England? That’s Dutch by the way. #Northumberland #Newcastle #Geordie #TyneandWear #Durham #Gateshead #NUFC #Northumbria

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

😂😂😂

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I was but 15 the last time had this ❤️👌🏻

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Get in the bin you entitled, posh, gooner-gimps

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Tripps 🤣🤣 #NUFC

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Just watch West Ham presser and Graham Potter comes across so well, he suits them. Surely better times for the hammers on the horizon?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Couple of bits of transfer news form the other place. 🧵 Dubs is already in KSA and signing with his new club. Trafford deal will accelerate now. #nufc

submitted 46 days ago • 7 comments

Wow! It’s almost like Mikel Arteta is a pathetically sore loser who’ll say anything to cover his own shortcomings. Losing to #NUFC simply rattles people.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Tonali celebrating the miss is class 🖤🤍 #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Bumping… someone help out

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Exclusive: Martin Dubravka to Al-Shabab close to a done deal. Now a verbal agreement in place with the #NUFC keeper. Nothing signed, and #NUFC could yet try and change Dubravka's mind given Eddie Howe rates him highly, but Al-Shabab confident the move will be formalised soon.🧤

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Don’t let Arsenal fans waffle on about how lucky #NUFC were. It absolutely WAS a defensive masterclass 10 blocked shots a couple of half chances from 11 corners (and a handful of in-swinging free kicks) Other than Martinelli hitting the post their xG was an accumulation of shitty speculative shots

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This 👇🏻

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

We could potentially beat Arsenal four times this season. #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

There was a bit in the game where Lewis Hall has 2/3 players round him at the back, he hold the ball, has a slight stumble and manages to dribble out… Anyone got a clip of it? It was UNREAL! #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

20 scored, 2 conceded in the last 7 games #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Told you #NUFC

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

We are absolutely good enough to be the first team to win at the Emirates this season. #NUFC

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

An absolute disgrace that I have no one from Forest in my FPL. Wood is a bit obvious

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

What a game.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

In fact if Ipswich went down he’d be a great signing for someone in need of a striker come the end of the season

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Liam Delap has s a great pen taker mind

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

As great of a footballer Jude Bellingham is, he’s been making himself to be a right petulant and egotistical cunt for a little while now.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments