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Hospitality Griot. Raconteuse. Culture Critic. Manic Pixie Dream Auntie.
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Didn't learn their lesson(s) after Theranos. So eager to join with the other major retailers in that performative bullshit. Enjoy the scramble to pivot to online and delivery. Bezos will be on the dias next week.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

So ri-goddamn-diculous.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Like, I know it is completely and tragically beside the point but what the fuck is this? Seriously? Why are you dressed like if Giselle from Enchanted went to a mega church.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know what’s funnier: when I get in the uber and my music has been racially profiled by the white people or auntily profiled by the young people.

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?

submitted 81 days ago • 365 comments

Chef is comfortably post-op, but bed-bound. The edible/oxy/breakfast pie cocktail means I can force him to watch Scrooged 🤶🏾

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

I think… that this makes me think. I like the album. I like it classified as a mixtape better. It feels good because he’s great. It also feels like he’s trying something on and trying to decide if he likes it. Does it need tailoring?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

So much culture is missing because of the decline of magazines

submitted 88 days ago • 19 comments

Any other late Gen Xers ever helped/forced their father to clean out his junk drawers?! “I don’t know why you act like you scared? I know you don’t do coke anymore and I found that when I was a kid. Let’s go! Trash!” Just me?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

It’s soup season. Officially. Only took until damn near Thanksgiving but we’re here!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Say "What's up doc," to a seven year old.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Marge is right; I don't know what to tell you? Who are these people who want Trump but then want to act like they're too good for Matt Gaetz? In for a penny, in for a pound. Y'all better confirm AG Butthead and act like you like it.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Worse impulse buy combo: nice fall day + farmer's market, walking-and-talking + independent bookstore. But, what can you do? You're already out; it's nice, you've spent $15 on butternut squash and a Romanesco. How are you NOT going to buy the book?

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

This is the first year in a decade we aren't offering a Thanksgiving menu for sale OR cooking the family's meal and I feel... I don't know. What's the word for sad but also relieved, but also mad that your Thanksgiving food is not finna be as good? The Germans probably have a word for it.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment