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The truth about Garcia is that any competent administration could have easily deported him without incident. The Trump administration couldn't because it's brimming with turds

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Taking my daughter to jujutsu, even though I've perfected my own self defense technique: hoping no one kicks my ass

submitted 3 hours ago • 7 comments

One very effective thing that prosecutors always do, and criminal defense attorneys rarely do, is reference jury instructions in closing. I've read a couple hundred felony transcripts. In the vast majority, defense attorneys don't even reference the instruction for doubt.

submitted 4 hours ago • 9 comments

i cant believe he beat all his cases the same way

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

if you really cared about the rule of law you'd be talking less about your essential constitutional protects being eroded and more about Guatemalan dishwashers sending remittances

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

a lot of people will fault Trump for picking Hegseth when he fucked up his two previous leadership positions so badly but i say he was due for a win

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

big dril energy

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked theonion.com/small-t...

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

You never seem to lose the trial where you set up the really fun appellate issue.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

I've been doing this for 14 years now and I have to admit this is the most staggering police incompetence I've ever seen. If you just stitched the clips together, without any commentary, a lot of audiences would laugh.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

A group of Georgia cops so fucking dumb that they did the Big Lebowski bit and dumped a paralyzed guy out of his wheelchair, then accused him of faking it reason.com/2025/04/11/g...

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

Honestly, for all the money we're spending trying to skirt the law and send immigrants to weird foreign prisons, it seems like you could just offer people 20 grand to self deport.

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A fun thing I tried this week at a trial. During Voir Dire I asked the jurors who was familiar with what a "false positive" was. Everyone raised their hand. I had a physician in the jury pool explain it. First question to officer: "What is false positive rate of test?" /1

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

CA5 Judge Ho uses a concurrence in death penalty case - not related to Trump in any way I can see on the face- to sketch out his position on the district courts straining to control Trump’s unlawful actions. www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

I'm gonna be nice to everyone who's mad at the current president, because we need an enormous fucking tent to smother him in. Join me.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Quadrupled his readership in an afternoon

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im politically tribeless, in that i vote a straight ticket every election but i once said something nice about obama

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

mission accomplished

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

The biggest difference between Garcia and your average J6 defendant is that no one found child porn on his computer.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Having tried a few cases now, I suspect that, past a threshhold of basic competence (filing appropriate motions, getting appropriate instructions, reminding the jury of those instructions in closing) we are probably exaggerating the effect of skill. It's just, many lawyers are below the line.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Pilot: I bet if I fly a perfect dick-shaped route there is no way it will anger the gods The gods:

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

you do not, under any circumstances, have to globalize the intifada

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

it's difficult to imagine stronger stare decisis interests than when a bunch of people have rightfully believed they're citizens for decades, and you want to say they're not.

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It’s rare for me to take such an instant and strong dislike to someone based on how they tell their own story but Bachir Atallah is a sniveling bitch who can snort my taint.

submitted 3 days ago • 61 comments

The DOJ lawyer who made the mistake of answering the court's questions about Abrego-Garcia candidly (eg yes he was mistakenly deported, a fact the Administration already has acknowledged), which got him put on administrative leave, has now been fired, ending his 15-year DOJ career..

submitted 3 days ago • 1188 comments

Just got an acquittal on all counts, including the count I conceded built on. Jurors filled out the form wrong but it was unfixable because no one polled them and one of them left the building. I'll take it!

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Best damn restaurant within walking distance of a courthouse in Georgia

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Judge is 45 minutes late for my jury trial this morning and I think that is bad

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Jon Stewart admits folks here were right & he wasn't: "I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast. I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known? Maybe if someone out there had yelled at me on Bluesky about this, I would have known. But no one did. Except every day. In all caps."

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this guy's scholarship sucks" "What an unprofessional comment can't believe any thing he says" "And he's ugly!" "Lol"

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Time for my favorite part of being a state criminal defense attorney: showing up for court with no idea whether I'm going to try a case today.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

"Oh you said facilitate his return. We took that to mean doing a bunch of stuff that does not facilitate his return, while continuing to pay and encourage El Salvator to hold him indefinitely without trial."

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments