Profile avatar
nocontextkf.bsky.social
Out of Context drops from Dan and Jordan. "I just don't want someone to take me out of context, much like everyone else does to Alex." Dan - ep29 No affiliation to the podcast. Not one affiliate.
367 posts 964 followers 0 following
Prolific Poster

It's kind of like that old saying, "You need to buy the cow when you can't get the milk legally." Ep 257

Removing all the things he said, I think he is on to something. Ep 1019

So we get back to some real world stuff as opposed to fantasies about moon vacations and Atlantis. Ep 1018

Do you not think that Conan the Barbarian was a renaissance thinker?

Have we studied monkey tarrif law? Ep 1016

It's tough to find a lot of people who are willing to burn down a building. Most people are resistant to the idea. Ep 1014

I can't support this dictatorship. It has flaws. Ep 487

'There's a very simple explanation for why people are afraid of clowns.' 'Assassins.' 'No.' Ep 86

Who's Alex to judge another person's hallucinations? Ep 1013

'Wait, Trump is getting rid of American cocks? We've got a chicken vaccine and a cock killer?' 'This is a family show.' Ep 391

Mixed messaging here from Dan. 'The Eifel tower is made of candy!' 'Prove it. Lick it.' Ep 87

You don't know what this does. Don't lick that. Ep 1012

You gotta sell a lot of sea moss to fight the Devil. Ep 1011

I don't feel like Jesus' message was 'Hold a grudge. Avenge me!' Ep 828

'But it's more fun if there's a wizard.' 'You're not wrong.' 'What if there's two wizards?' 'Now we're talking' Ep 1010

The Magic School Bus doesn't have a breathalyzer. Ep1010

'I want to know about the secret contract, that now England owns Denmark and through Denmark owns Greenland.' 'Well, but it's not England. It's Dracula.' 'Fair enough.' Ep 1010.

We're going into metaphor land. Ep 1009

I'm just going to look at you angrily for a while now. Ep 470

I had so many good ideas as a nine year old. Ep 1005

I understand that the Supreme Court's has a lot of power, but so does paint and balloons. Ep 775

Well, Tucker can't get ghosts, Tucker only gets demons, and I think we all know it's because ghosts think he's a nerd. Ep 1006

You think it wouldn't solve a lot of problems, but I'll tell you something, cheese solves a lot of problems. Everybody knows that. Ep 1005

I still don't know what Alex's predictions for 2023 are. Ep 775

I'm gonna have to rethink literature. Ep 1005

There are a great deal of applications for research...other than mapping a spirit world to talk to demon aliens. Ep 369

I love the idea that Alex is like, 'Next, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is going to tell you that Leprechauns are real'...'Now. Demons walk among us.' Ep 1002

I understand that you probably don't go to the 3 witches for detailed readouts of news. Ep 1002

Paying taxes is an interesting choice this year Ep 1003

The Bible is problematic. Ep 32

The devil is a known liar. Ep 989

I would suggest not talking shit about Australia. Ep 1001

I guess no one ever asked the question,'Was the emperor a better administrator?" Ep 1000

I'm sorry, but if I recall correctly, I have called you a witch many times before. EPISODE ONE THOUSAND.

It's just Schröedinger's bullshit. Ep 660

I'm starting to think weather weapons aren't even real. Ep 985

Save us from ourselves and give us a drunk robot. Ep 998

I think Alex has got to go full on Evil Hobbit. Ep 999

There's no God, I just drunkenly built a boat! Ep 988

If you want to argue that the Devil created city councils, that's a conversation we can have. Ep 997

Legally, I've never met any of these people. Ep 549

You have to support everything Trump does or risk getting eaten by cannibals. Ep 997

Don't look at the Aurora Borealis. That's the work of the Elder Gods. Ep 590

'Doctor/Patient privilege. They can't tell other people how you live.' 'I don't think that extends to killing off the human race.' 'Well, you would think that, but that's because you're not a doctor to the Royals.' Ep 996

One of the things I think he's been getting into lately might be Space Ghost. Ep 472

I don't know how plugged in you are about this because you've been getting off social media... Do you know there's an alien invasion going on right now? Ep 989

He just doesn't understand telescopes. Ep 313

Mobs are notoriously fickle. Ep 995

I'm not saying we should teach children swears, but as a child, you should learn them. Ep 567