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Whenever I find myself in an online group/discord/etc that’s not overtly political, I plant lefty breadcrumbs… or traps, depending on who takes the bait 😏 MAGA always shows itself 😒

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Either way let’s goooooooooo

Trump now moves to talk about EOs: - Troops to the southern border - Alien Enemies Act of 1798 for cities - Oil Drilling EOs - End of EV mandate - Tariffs - End of "government censorship" (No word on book bans) - End "social engineering" of race/gender - End legal recognition of transgender people

Watch and listen.

“We are coming to get our check.” - Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

One of my favorite lazy day routines is perusing the free library stands in my neighborhood; really gives a sense of the vibes sometimes 😅📕

Scene concept: I’m chasing you through the woods, but your cardio is shit, so I just stroll behind you like Jason Vorhees😏😂

My sleep paralysis demon says hi

Having a chronically OFFline (but based) partner is actually a huge benefit; it’s great exercise for explaining the specifics to people who don’t know all the lingo aka MANY people who share our values, but may actually touch grass.

Walk with me on this train of thought that I have not been able to escape. Since moving to Philly, one of my favorite hobbies has been documenting all of the street art that is so prevalent in this city. Murals, graffiti, leftist sloganeering, often created by, or at least for, those of marginalized

You know where I’m seeing a surprising amount of productive discourse? Fetlife, of ALL places. Granted, plenty of MAGA on that site (*cough* swingers *cough*), but many of the left-leaning elder millennial kinksters I follow seem to share my feelings on more leftists needing to grow up and accept

A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely. The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.

Yesterday I uploaded like, 89 of my TikTok videos to YouTube. Please go watch as much as you can so that I can get into the creator program there. I need 4000 watch hours on my videos or 1M views on my shorts to qualify.

More than anything, the major difference I'm seeing between this place and Threads is how successful engagement bait is. A thread with 30 likes and 3,000 comments gets a TON of traction, giving incentive to post hurtful garbage just to get a reaction. Getting off Meta is sounding better and better.

If you are the parent of boys, I need you to truly understand that the entire internet is trying to make them a N*zi. And it’s just going to get worse.

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

Hulk Hogan being booed last night gave me the weirdest boner. Look, I know the girls, gays, and theys have really taken to pro wrestling over the years, but let’s not pretend it’s some bastion of lefty energy as a whole, now or ever. With that in mind, DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A PIECE OF SHIT you

Almost every. single. goddamn YouTube ad I’ve seen since removing premium has been for betting/gambling. Not to mention the sheer NUMBER of ads there are on that app now unless you pay to not see them… at least until the introduce the “premium gold” or whatever the fuck 😒

Without downloading new pics, what’s the energy you’re bringing into 2025

Our 2025 bingo card

Elon Musk is obsessed with proliferating his own genes, having as many kids as possible bc he believes his genetics are superior. Not to bodyshame, but like...bro, you needed hair plugs and cosmetic work. You oddly have the proportions of a cybertruck. How superior can your genes be?

Ok, let’s talk about the abundance of “pnp” amongst queer men. Look, I am NOT sober by any metric, but if your internalized homophobia is so strong that you need to numb yourself with substances to enjoy queer sex, you need to go to therapy and/or get the fuck over it.

My cisfem partner @khaos-kitten.bsky.social just made me realize we’re the genderswapped version of Mulder and Skully . Be still, my throbbing cock 🤭😂 #xfiles

I love that Will Riker strikes the perfect balance between being respectful and relentlessly horny. Like he wants to fuck everyone, but he wants everyone to fuck everyone because to him sex is one of the greatest experiences life has to offer. He wants you to get laid as much as he does.

If what Brianna Boston said is a legitimate threat that warrants charges and $100k bond, every man who tweeted "your body, my choice" needs to be in prison.

Feminist, but not in the “white women should be able to oppress like their CompHet husbands” way.

Love literally running into based energy✊

“Violence is never the answer!”; the mantra of perpetual victims, and the victimizers that love them.

Being a BIPOC, masculine AMAB in queer circles can be confusing. For example, is the white sapphic giving me side-eye bc they’re hypervigilant to misogyny, or are they just racist 🤔

Me, convincing one of my partners NOT to grace MAGA family with their presence today, social obligations be damned

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row. “Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

One one hand; spending a day with my undiagnosed ADHD-ass family, HAVING to be the “cat herder” of the fam, as usual, and risking a meltdown. On the other, an absurd amount of delicious food. My gluttony is often my worst enemy.

Surprised it took this long tbh #cybertruck

Inside me are two wolves. One is a champion of order, of stillness. The other is a perpetually horny chaos gremlin. They hate each other. AuDHD is exhausting 🙃