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Journalistic contortions worthy of the circus.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

submitted 15 hours ago • 52 comments

due to the trump tariffs, the boys can no longer afford to be back in town

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

GRANDCAT CONTENT

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This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Half the country googling “can you overdose on ketamine?”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every once in a while, I remember ice cube was in NWA.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

submitted 16 days ago • 70 comments

This thread will bring you a daily dose of joy.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

#malelonlinessepidemic

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Pop keys off keyboards. Connect random devices to each other. Rename every folder. Mix Vaseline and the ink from a broken pen and spread it all over the door handles. Extra points for the urinal handles. Take one battery out of everything that needs a battery.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 17 days ago • 1765 comments

even the senate stairs are doing more than the dems

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments