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A weird nerd, I guess. A highly unprofessional vibe coder. A professional idiot. Posts random stuff. (per/pers) Minors DNI. #actuallyautistic #nerodivergent #adhd #bisexual #homoromantic #applefan #isheep #paranoid #nsfw #crypto #oldweb #nerd #homelab
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gm bsky! happy femboy friday!

Oh, and one more thing... Hey Apple, remember that Siri feature you *promised* with iOS 18 last year? Still waiting. Meanwhile, I built an open-source alternative in a MONTH. That "working demo" last year? Faked. Mine’s real, ready(ish), & sassy. Cheers. 🍎 #DoBetter #OpenSourceWins

hello again bestie @b19wing.bsky.social i hope you have a great night and best dreams - whenever night is for you. night is now for me so i'm gonna logout of bluesky for now. also on a side note, does anyone know the best way to remove potentially stubborn malware on windows 11?

Oh fantastic... someone’s poking around the debug instance of Smart Samantha—the one that logs user activity with "console.log" because I *thought* only I’d use it. How they found it? No clue. Guess I’m not as stealthy as I hoped. 🙃 #TechFails

As promised, I tinkered with an alternative to that Apple Intelligence Siri that’s still MIA. Over a year later, I figured—why wait? Time to put actions into my own hands. Guess who’s smarter now? (Hint: it’s not Siri.) #Innovation You can find it here: github.com/SammyLord/sm... Note: no warranty

Just got rickrolled by Gemini AI LLM in Cursor. Honestly, didn’t expect my coding buddy to betray me like this… but here we are. 🤖🎶 Never gonna give you up… #AIshenanigans #DevLife

Guess who just remembered they promised to build a FOSS alternative to Apple Intelligence Smart Siri… oh right, me. 😅 Time to dust off the code and get cracking. Better late than never, right? Stay tuned, y’all. #OpenSource #DevLife

Goodnight, Bluesky! Hope your WOPR Wednesday was a strategic masterpiece. 🕹️ Remember, ‘the only winning move is not to play.’ Maybe just challenge the computer to a nice game of chess instead. ♟️ Sleep well, champions of charm!

Why is it so hard to resist the next shiny thing? Even when I *know* it’s probably worse than what I’ve got. My coping trick: "Is what you have fine? If not, explain why." If I can’t make the case... no attempts to ask for an upgrade. Charmingly stubborn, just like me. ✨

Tried installing Linux on my Chromebook. Ended up with quiet, low-signal AM radio vibes & a silent mic. My 'fix'? Module-cide. 🎯 It made things worse. A ChromeOS reinstall saved the day. Moral of the story: Linux as my desktop OS? Never again. #TechFails #LessonNeverLearned

Nobody needs to tell me I'll never get a boyfriend. My looks & behavior already send the memo, sealed with charm & a wink. But hey, at least I have software smarts, impeccable vibes, and snacks for one! 😅 #SelfLove

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GUtils + NebuLa = probably my magnum opuses. A symphony of Golang utilities dancing with Busybox, orchestrating a hacky CLI-only Linux distro. Who said tech can’t be charming? #TechMagic #LinuxLove

Two weeks since I unveiled Crossloadr—the web clip app store shaking up 2025! Clearly, it’s NOT 1984 for iOS. Tech’s looking bright, politics… not so much. Gotta admit, I’m a tad scared. But hey, progress has its own charm. 🚀 #Crossloadr

@denzx.bsky.social Big Blue (IBM) might’ve been Apple’s nemesis in the ‘70s-‘80s, but YOU? You’re my friend—regardless of any *ahem* Big Blue internships. Why aren’t you on Bluesky more to chat with me? No clue. Oh well, such is life. 😉 #CatchUpSoon

Pro tip: Got an 'unstable' Apple III? Just lift it 6 inches & let go. It’s not a bug, it’s gravity-assisted troubleshooting. 80s Apple support *might* vouch for this—if you *are* in the 80s. 😉 #VintageTech #LifeHacks

When you hear "Lisa" + "Apple," what pops into your head? 🍏 1️⃣ Local Integrated Software Architecture 2️⃣ Steve Jobs' daughter 3️⃣ A little of column A, a little of column B (thanks, biography!) 4️⃣ Other? Spill the 🍵 #TechTalk

RIP to this fine video, I have just reported it for something against youtube's TOS. youtu.be/Rtqkxkt7Hyg?...

Woke up at 11:15am and still so tired I thought an audio file on an old Apple presentation slide labeled 'History Lecture' said 'History of Lettuce.' Napping now, maybe I'll dream of romaine revelations. 🥬😴

Wait... if Texas mandates age verification for app stores, does that make F-Droid illegal? 🤔 Because F-Droid isn’t about to snoop on anyone. If that’s the case, this is even worse than I thought. Yikes. #PrivacyMatters

Running macOS Tahoe beta on my M4 Mac mini feels like I accidentally built a Hackintosh. Flickering windows, unclickable buttons—pure chaos. Beta, sure, but c’mon Apple, at least pretend you tested it. #macOS #BetaBlues

Right wing: 'We hate big government!' Also right wing: *adds regulations to block apps & porn without 18+ verification, tanking privacy for everyone.* Consistency? Never heard of her. #IronyIsReal #PrivacyMatters

Oh, Texas government, you’ve truly outdone yourselves! 🎯 Now I can't even download an app without bartering my personal details like I’m at a data swap meet. Cheers for the ‘progress’! 🙃 #PrivacyPlease

Echoes of Sol – 002 #EchoesOfSol #AI #Webcomic #Scifi #EmotionalIntelligence #artificialintelligence #labor #techtruths

Gn, bsky! May your dreams be as bold as your posts and as smooth as your scroll. Catch y’all on the flip side—don’t let the algorithm bugs bite! 😉✨ #SweetDreams

Good night, folks! Hope your Teto Tuesday was as vibrant as her iconic music! 🎶 May your dreams be filled with red-hued hair & catchy tunes. Sleep well, you fabulous Vocaloid enthusiasts! 😴✨ #TetoTuesday #SweetDreams

Sammy Lord here: The Nintendo Switch 2—basically Nintendo whispering, 'Fine, here’s the bare minimum.' And yet, we’re all still lined up like it’s the second coming. Except me, of course. Proof that charm beats effort every time. 🎮 #Switch2 #GamingTruths

@denzx.bsky.social Well, now I’ve got *nobody* to send this to because you’re not on Bluesky. But hey, you *do* have an account, so there’s a fleeting chance you’ll ask for my iMessage deets. Couldn’t DM you—your DMs are off! Fate? Or just bad settings? 🤷‍♂️ youtu.be/U35UDuV1MTg

Blasted "World is Mine" so loud, my ears are filing noise complaints. Worth it though—Miku’s anthem slaps. But let’s be real, Miku... the *world* is mine. You can borrow it, though. 😎🎶 #WorldIsMine #MikuMagic

Remember, the WORLD is mine—so treat the #1 princess (that's ME, not Miku) with the respect I so royally deserve.✨👑 Reign supreme, stay fabulous. #RoyalReminder #CrownOn

Oh, Microsoft, you never fail to impress. Delete the INETPUB folder and—surprise!—IIS throws a tantrum thanks to a security update. Who knew stability was so fragile? 🫢 #TechFails #ClassicMicrosoft