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At my checkup today, Dr. Hoopenlooper snuck in the standard dementia test. He asked me, “Who is the president?” I answered, “l have no idea.” Anyhoo, l passed with a perfect score. 🧠 💪🏼

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Never trust a man who fires up a chainsaw indoors.

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Good news, everyone! You get to do whatever you want! As long as you say you were trying to save the country, it’s all legal now.

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Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️

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I watched a little bit of the Musk/Trump press conference (interview?) yesterday and all I could think was that they both sounded like this...

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Freshly re-listed in my #EtsyShop! Rainbow fluid earrings https://buff.ly/4hlRZ3S #Etsy #ShopSmall #holeinthegroundcreations #holeintheground #hobbit

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Like with every single negotiation he does, Donold is going to lose and then declare victory and then his fans will all call him a genius even though he’s a lying moron.

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Please keep your seatbelts securely fastened. Shitler’s petty vengeance agenda is just gonna get crazier and dumber.

submitted 23 days ago • 47 comments

from today's post — go read the whole thing. link is here: bit.ly/4h7i06Z

submitted 24 days ago • 394 comments

Until I’m proven wrong, I’ve concluded that Americans are meaner, dumber, and more gullible than I’d hoped.

submitted 25 days ago • 124 comments

Thou shalt not let RFK Jr. be in charge of health, or anything.

submitted 25 days ago • 329 comments

This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen

submitted 25 days ago • 190 comments

Keep calling them out for being the monstrous c%ts that they are. Yes, give yourself a break, take a walk or a nap, have a coffee, but do not let up.

submitted 25 days ago • 13 comments

Perfect.

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Coffee???? MAGAts really need a primer on how tariffs work - written in third grade language they might understand.

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A cunt… you’re a cunt Elon.

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Just wondering if this new Department of Government Efficiency is going to tell Sweet Potato Hitler that traveling to FL for golf/meetings most weekends is wasteful spending.

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Attention Jan. 6th rioters: The Pearly Gates do not recognize pardons granted by convicted felons. Regards, God

submitted 32 days ago • 238 comments

Elon could do this and MAGA would be like HE WAS REMINDING US TO BRUSH OUR TEETH

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The party of “real masculinity” has moved the inauguration indoors cause it’s too cold.

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In the end, MAGA decided to “troll the libs” by putting pedophiles and rapists into positions of real power. Their supporters don’t care because they don’t have any ethics or morality or logic. All that they have is hate.

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I've read a bit, but not all, of Jack Smith's report. It galls me that people refuse to believe any of it, but will agree with everything Sweet Potato Hitler says and does.

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I just heard someone refer to Elon Musk as “Phony Stark” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂

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Let’s go Buckeyes!!!!!

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Spending the last day of the year sick with whatever crud is going around. On the upside I alternately sound like either Chester the molester or phone sex worker.

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Feliz Navidad! 🎶

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Just had a conversation with my 20 year old granddaughter about Luigi Mangione. I said he intentionally killed a man and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. She tells me that most of the posts she on social media discuss how “hot” he is. 1/2

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