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Writer / 30s / She / Lan Wangji, Duke Su, and Hatake Kakashi have my whole heart, the poor, suffering babies; lay your heads on my bosom #wangxian #mdzs #kakashi #naruto #SNS https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nomme_dePlume/pseuds/Nomme_dePlume
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armored in gold, MDZS, M (9/?) 🎭 just two gals being voyeurs 🎭 don't you ever just want to sit in the dark with your enemy while you watch other people perform the romance you so desperately crave? 🎭 wwx makes what some might consider a bad call squidgeworld.org/works/63183/...

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My brain won't let go of a fic idea for #TheDouble. But I'm going around in circles on the plot timeline because I don't know how old xff is supposed to be? Like, she was married for a few years but can, apparently, also pass as an 18yo. ysj is also, somehow, still older than her, even as xff? 🤔

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So, as I number up in consumed cdramas, I'm seeing every surname I've ever seen from MDZS except "Lan." And sure, I say "number up," and the number's like, 4, but there's a small part of me wondering if mxtx told all of creative China, "You can pry Lan out of my cold, dead fingers."

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Wei Wuxian as Hu Yetao ❤️ #MDZS #weiwuxian

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

#mdzs wlw #wangixan who have been married for a while and decided to have a baby! They choose Wen Ning as the sperm donor because Wei Ying trusts him. As for Lan Zhan, though she was a bit jealous of Wen Ning when they first met, she has also grown to like him.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Piercing through someone's ribcage with your bare hand and frying their internal organs has never been so sexy, actually.

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Was singing Tight Fitting Jeans to myself this morning, and I just think #wangxian. youtu.be/ikpBVbICzUk?...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, I know I'm reaching the edges of an obsession here, but I started my fifth watch of #TheDouble. But! I'm watching the DVDs now, because I'm interested to see the differences in the subtitles. Also wondering if I'll spontaneously learn Mandarin. #cdrama #cdramaproblems

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I also posted my old aspec wwx threadfic!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

movie you’ve watched more than six times, using only gifs

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I’ll finish my other thread pinky swear but hear me out HEAR ME OUT: //modern au//bdsm//wangxian// Wwx who likes rough sex but is ashamed and has zero knowledge of bdsm so he keeps hitting subdrop after shit, uncaring partners and just being like “wow, bad hangover”

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

😗 #WangXian #魔道祖师 #MDZS

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I cracked myself up in the shower thinking about Emperor Hong Xiao ending some of his scenes with the soap opera narrow-eye-squint. Like, I literally stopped bathing just to laugh about it for longer than you'd think.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, but there was a moment when Jiang Li visited a brothel, and Tong'er was like, does the Miss polish mirrors?! So, now I have to know if this euphemism is accurate, like the equivalent to cutsleeve, and how it came about.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Modern AU Wangxian! #mdzs #modaozushi #wangxian

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I had a horrible thought like, what if I opened AO3 one day, and this story was gone? I think I'd just give up at life. So, my next mini project is to download my bookmarks and create... an archive of my own. 😏

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It starts with NMJ's heart attack. LWJ, a grad student in archives management, gets the call from his exhausted brother. When he asks how he can help, he meant things like cooking, taking things to the hospital, or running interference with their family. Things he can do.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm in a very strange place right now where I want to write for an additional fandom. This hasn't happened in decades. Send help.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I don't want to go to work tomorrow. Or the day after. Or ever.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Exes #wangxian meeting by accident in a convenience store late at night anyone? anyone? LWJ is there because he ran out of toilet paper or something. Meanwhile, WWX lost his keys again and his roommate is not coming home until tomorrow, so he needs somewhere to wait out the night. #mzds

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

//arranged marriage//modern au// What about wangxian who are engaged to be in a loveless arranged marriage but then slowly fall in love with each other - except they don’t realise they’re falling for EACH OTHER and not a stranger

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Chapter 4 of "If you liked it..." is up! Chapter title: "Lan Wangji finds blindfolds unbearably hot" What it says on the tin!😉 archiveofourown.org/works/618108...

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Okay, I'm a couple days late, but- In honor of The Patriarch's favorite day - pitchers and catchers reporting - go read this #mdzs #wangxian fic, "Waiting for Spring." (Again, if that's the case.) archiveofourown.org/works/29807139

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