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I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

here's a photo of my ugly chud cousin

illustration (1984) archive.org/details/todo...

leasing out my ballsack to the Louvre but my dick is in the Smithsonian

Howard Stern's Penis

i wish so badly i could go back in time to the late 70s to sit myself in a pizza time theatre and nurse a beer while uncomfortably craning my head up to look up at this wretched thing

jimmy carter died doing what he loved, fucking concubines in a mr. peanut costume

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

RIP OFFICE MAX YOU WERE THE ONLY ONES TO HAVE GOOD WIFI IN THE SHITTER

War at hanks horror shack

Ultimate Loser Island Night

Every Black Stallions call past 3 am

My haul from Barnes & Noble!

miyazaki youve done it again 👏👏👏 take my upvotes!! let me just say it again. miyazaki made this game all by himself!!!!!! good job miyazaki you are such a good little humble indie dev!!!

T-minus one week:

CALL ME SCROOGE MCDUCK THE WAY I'M SWIMMING IN GOLD

blasting king ass ripper videos on this bad boy

crashing out first thing in the morning

beating my chest like a silverback gorilla

up playing with my noodle till i prime

this year I'm thankful for crystal meth, hookers, and used needles on the ground 🦃💯💯

gay gen z at thanksgiving: it’s giving thanks

Forbidden Nights at My Weird Creepy Uncle's

do you guys think george bush liked bush?

Survive at Texas Roadhouse

i'm not jacking off im basting my hog

i think all bugs should be able to vote, i think it's how we heal the country

susslord got the huzz off my two point track

holding in the diarrhea in my pants while the guy at best buy asks if i need any assistance

the cashier at mcdonald's was so impressed when i told him i was kind of a big deal on bluesky

me looking at myself in the mirror

Immaculate

left out grandma's dentures for the tooth fairy

when i see @notarealperson.bsky.social's crusty yellowed toe nails

Me and @notarealperson.bsky.social

I'm bout to Tokyo Drift my ass to sleep

small time beat off arena