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I think Kate Berlant only gets cast for things when producers/directors have their heart set on Kathryn Hahn but they can’t afford her

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elderly woman next to me in the coffee shop talking to her friends: you know what’s all over the news? the trans. who cares if you were biologically born one way. i don’t care! i just want to stop hearing about it on the news!

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I was authentic before authenticity was cool

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me when i’m cursed by the conservative devil to not be able to say pronouns in any capacity anymore, but i’m at a football game in my home state of north carolina:

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#pontificating and #considering how nightmarish watching johnny depp’s reception was in 2022 as an SA survivor…. just had to sit idly by and watch people i thought respected survivors and women fall for a blatant smear campaign…. and then he won.. Lol!

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when i was little my dream job was to be an auctioneer

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IF YOURE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR KAMALA STAY IN LINE

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repost if you have #swag

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fuck it - poem on the bluesky

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the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good

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Emily in Paris, Texas

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sorry i can’t be him

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the world if my friends would let me bite them

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i will have 2 children. one will be named fred. the other, durst. they will bear the names much like 2 men on the either end of a horse costume.

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none burger left pickle

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has anyone heard of the band radiohead

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@youngiowa.bsky.social you

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people who act like misandry and misogyny are equal things are actually so fucking funny

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my beast

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fuck being amicable i truly wish some people from my past the worst and likeeee i don’t really even feel sorry about it🤣 hope none of your dreams come true and that you never experience true unconditional love and that when you think about me you feel so much shame and regret 😙 #SundayThoughts #Amen

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

my dream in life is that someone will tell their therapist advice i’ve given them and their therapist will say something along the lines of “damn, that person is incredibly smart. your friend should be a therapist”

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my fuckin neck hurts

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i could become the go-to bluesky account for tweeting about neck pain

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waaaaiiiittt have yall heard of friendship

submitted 79 days ago • 26 comments

booked a massage for a few days from now. Could not possibly be more excited

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Indigo De Sousaphone

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the brutalist trailer came on before queer and my friend said "i thought it was going to say the bruh" so i had to turn this into reality

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i need a spine replacement

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Willem Dafoe speaking truth in this interview with @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/will...

submitted 82 days ago • 58 comments

if i had to sum up what having a man best friend is like in one screenshot, it would be this

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progress shots & final of my latest piece ‘Moth to an Artificial Flame’ #artistsofbluesky

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

just finished writing the lyrics to a song about girls im jealous of - when it’s all done should i send it to them and say “hey this is about you” charli and lorde style?

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i hate clicking the wrong app icon on my macbook dock bc it starts jumping up and down all excited not knowing i'm about to abort it in 3 seconds

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president of my company just dropped off a gift to my front door unexpectedly and this is how i was dressed 👹👹👹

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why would that be….. i have never spoken about this man in my life…

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