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This is not a bio. Aspiring esoteric reverse philanthropist. Good Twitter Dad Energy. he/him. Opinions solely my own. Probably like that one character you don’t hate in every grimdark show.
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As we enter the holy season of Lent of invite you all to beg my forgiveness for your sins against me. Let’s hear them!!

"A single canvas of Titian far outshines almost the entirety of the Byzantine artistic achievement."

Rev. Paula White is a heretic and servant of the Antichrist, and should eternal damnation exist, her soul is in mortal peril of it. Happy Friday!

I’m a new player in a Star Wars 5e campaign (as a Jedi Master…whose Padawan follows him on Bluesky). I took the name of one Elden Ring character, but how will the party fair when they meet Master Midra (whose character arc is very much post sword-pull)…

Well, how’s everyone holding up?

Talking fast, incessantly, and interrupting as deliberations of intelligence yuck

Ok I’ve run into MANY dating profiles looking for a man in his “divine masculine energy”. What the fuck is that?

Chat @bsky.app literally just needs to stay marginally ethical than META less batshit deranged than El*n and they win, it’s amazing.

My near New Years request for The Devils arc. I will leave reviews and pass along (or keep to myself if digital!)

I had someone just ask what a Div school is, it’s rough out here in these streets

Ok y’all when we drink from the side wound of Christ???

Hi chat, I’ve been on my sad boy arc, but I haven’t forgotten you. Imagine this is that one song from Evita, without the Argentina.

Book sale! I’ll post books one trying to sell off here occasionally. DM me if interested: Divine Office Hymnal - $25 Anthologion (goatskin 3rd edition) - $130

Chat MORE Elden Ring??

Ok what if I…streamed?

There is an instrumental dubstep version of the Moonlight Sonata and its…

Chat, emotions are like the worst

How do I get on the cat-related starter packs? #cat

Star Trek fan films are a particular type of bad

Not even if I was starving

Chat I’m bad, take a look at this CONTENT. And overshare thread? Fraiser-esque references to theology? Calvin busting? So powerful

Ok, wild oversharing thread aside, the real litmus test is whether I show *anyone* I date my Bluesky. Like, how am I going to explain Calvin soaking to completion in a croque madam while trapped in cart driven by Richard Hooker to save the King from Jesuits administering Catholic Eucharist?

I think this summarizes me personality well - I’m filling out dating sites, sending messages, because like…maybe it would be worth while to have a relationship? While at the same time, being resentful and irritated with the whole concept of dating and subjecting yourself to the process.

The consultant and life coach class is very big on “I know what I’m worth” rhetoric. So here’s the question chat: what are they worth?

Happy Feast of St. Ambrose!

Happy #Caturday chat, Telly his sleepy muffin Happy Advent

I tried looking for more labels and I saw hog, my Friday night engagement blitz is off to a start.

Chat please enjoy my cat finding new ways to alarm me.

Am I buying a Bluesky subscription when it’s available? Yes, I’m a gremlin

I’m subbed to so many block lists, every time I hear about a new jerk on here, they’re already consigned to the third hell. Blessings!

Wow I am blocked by far fewer people than I thought. Also, I really made it into a lot of starter packs. 🦋Is this celebrity?

Ok St. Nicholas slapped Arius but with *what*?

It’s been an odd year

Curious if anyone is looking to organize an online D&D game at all.