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Leave me alone unless you want to be the daddy that steps up. |Girl Mom 💕|Beyonce is My Favorite Rapper 🐝|Fake Plant Mom 🪴|Enemies to Lovers⚔️| Reading: Nashuri https://archiveofourown.org/works/43046976/chapters/108168450 She/her ‘87 ♍️♊️♓️💗💜💙
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I can’t answer bc I can’t see the bottom edges of the forks.

testing something #reylo

Sorry guys, I’m back. I guess I wasn’t over the abusive X (lol get it)

XO, Kitty

Twitter is really the GOAT unofficial dating app

IN HONOR OF EPISODE 82’S METH CONVERSATION, WE HAD TO BRING THIS ONE BACK.

"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

Happy Insurrection Day!

I’m literally crying at you remembering this. I just unblocked him again last week 😭

[Stares directly into the camera.]

to everyone about to start #shogun for the first time, you will need to put your phone down to truly enjoy it and it is worth every single second you invest into it.

Ok so these days we all know that Sandy’s transformation scene in Grease is morally problematic. But IMO the most important message still stands: being a hot slut with big hair and tight pants, is super sexy and fun

Story of my life

irony fucking wept

Ok I had to see this so now y’all do to: I just ran into someone touting the “skin benefits” of raw dairy on the basis that “dairy maids were known for their clear skin”. You guys. Dairy maids were known for NOT BEING POCKMARKED. You know why? They didn’t get smallpox as often.

Mariah Stillbrook was kind enough to read TARNISHED before it was polished and write a beautiful blurb. Mariah has three books out and more coming! Be sure to check her and her books out!

QUINTA?!????

JESUS CHRIST

What a horrible feeling, to want to be loved

Learning how this works by posting whor-I mean my precious baby Miguel O'Hara 🥰 #Spiderverse

Palate cleanser #poolverine

one of the most depressing realizations in politics is the day you understand that a lot of people would legitimately prefer to spend more money to make sure nobody “undeserving” gets a benefit than to make it accessible to everyone

Plot twist, I AM flirting with you. Flirting is fun. But me flirting with you is just that, a good time. Us having a witty exchange and smiles doesn’t necessarily mean anything beyond that.

Great day to watch "Jimmy Carter: Rock & Roll President" RIP 🙏

Getting mad and angry is okay. We all do. Disrespecting and insulting people you claim to care about is where I drawn the line. I'm proud of myself for never crossing the line because it was all real for me.

Thinking of reactivating all my socials just to post this.

Today is National Spaghetti Day.

You know what….

It’s time for @jaeauthor 2025 sapphic book bingo! TARNISHED hits a few of the tropes and releases January 21!!

Stanley Tucci is so hot in “Easy A” 🥵

This the response from a real lover

a gentle reminder that a chatbot does NOT have personality, identity, gender, volution, intentions, or feelings... it is a computer program that's extremely good at predicting the next word in a sequence based on previous words it has "seen"

Ok but if I send him this he gonna get mad 😒

Holding on to hate (and guilt) is like going on vacation, grabbing your bags and carrying the luggage’s with you everywhere. Yeah you can enjoy yourself, but you’re holding something cumbersome for no reason. Unpack that shit, forgive yourself, let the hurt go. Heal.

So something I’ve noticed about myself is that people who get “hangry” really fucking irritate me.

Like him or hate him, you gotta admit, Dr. House does an impressive amount of gaming. He has a GBA, a DS, AND a PSP.

sometimes you see fandom posts where the people are so like deep in their own bubble of interpretation that they literally cannot fathom what else a line of dialogue or bit of text could be intending to mean, even if it has a very obvious signalled meaning. interpretation as both lens and blinders.

Thank you, all 700 of you, for adding my sapphic high fantasy debut TARNISHED to your TBR on Goodreads! With the book releasing in NEARLY 2 WEEKS, 700 is such an achievement for my small-pub book. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

37 lol

Who the hell told me to watch Me Before You

Wow, I really want to be loved, this sucks

If youre wondering why so many fake AI profiles on social media are traditionally marginalized people its because the goal is an illusion of diversity that funnels money away from actual minority creators and into the hands of cis white male tech bros.

SEASON 2. JAN 6. 🖖🏽

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