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Behind every great man is me rolling my eyes and doing the sarcastic jerkoff motion.

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Remember when Timothée Chalamet packed two outfits for Cannes and they were Pokémon hero and Pokémon villain

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

tfw u see the shirtless pic of Luigi.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

submitted 7 days ago • 210 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 8 days ago • 1909 comments

That Super Bowl was a gift for black artists. Kendrick showed us a way forward in this time of facism. Coded language. Storytelling. Aggressive humor and joy. Elevated artistry in the place of mere entertainment. Not obeying in advance. Saying the thing that respectability doesn’t want us say.

submitted 10 days ago • 152 comments

My kid booed a Cybertruck pulling into the neighborhood today. Feels like I did something right.

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

submitted 10 days ago • 1152 comments

Sometimes I feel like I sat down at some point in the mid-aughts and never *really* got up again.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

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submitted 13 days ago • 53 comments

NEW: Want to know how Kendrick Lamar's incredible Super Bowl halftime show came together? I got the scoop for you. www.wired.com/story/true-s...

submitted 13 days ago • 45 comments

The Snyder Cut crew got their movie but not the respect they felt owed and now they must haunt the earth, lamenting for all eternity, drifting from social media platform to social media platform ever howling the worst-faith arguments they can fish out of the Acheron's anoxic depths

submitted 13 days ago • 51 comments

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

submitted 13 days ago • 179 comments

Tesla paid $0 in federal income tax last year. 2022: $0 2021: $0 2020: $0 2019: $0 2018: $0 Tesla reported $6.7 billion in profit in those years.

submitted 14 days ago • 1489 comments

The person I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl is Kendrick Lamar 💅🏾💞

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

mrw I’ve been a severed employee at Lumon for years, and my innie finally manages to communicate with me about what it’s like working there:

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

🇺🇸

submitted 18 days ago • 122 comments

Northeastern University, you have a chance to do something very funny

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Reminder: You don’t have to be a bigot just because bigots tell you to be

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The Civ 7 logo looks like a fancy Chicago Cubs C.

submitted 19 days ago • 25 comments

Don't threaten me with a good time

submitted 20 days ago • 443 comments

Me opening the news every fucking morning

submitted 20 days ago • 46 comments

who called it girl dinner and not the female graze.

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

My lifelong best friend and her husband are both career federal workers. She said it’s chaos. Her husband doesn’t even know if he has a job right now. Here’s what she said we can do.

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

We’re all gonna die so much

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

God bless him he fucking shredded that guitar solo

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

it’s crazy these people won on the price of groceries when none of them have personally set foot in a supermarket in years

submitted 20 days ago • 14 comments

Tagging a Tesla 😊 Tagging a Tesla Cybertruck 😁😁 Tagging a Tesla Cybertruck with the owner still in it 😂😂😂 The tag being a big ole dick 😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

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submitted 21 days ago • 229 comments

thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another

submitted 22 days ago • 61 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

nobody asked for this punxsutawney phil

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

in one of the pierce brosnan bond movies the villain is a newspaper guy who wants the world in chaos bc it means more news for him to sell. I remember watching it and being like "this is impossibly dumb" but you know what, I may have been wrong on that

submitted 22 days ago • 464 comments