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noodledog.bsky.social
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Normalize hyping your own food

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Me High ass shit in the KFC

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You ever “Guy Fieri” your own food? Be like “the way the apple cider vinegar paired with that Memphis style rub was ridonkolous” or “Look at that bone just slide out of these ribs, that’s money baby”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t watch stuff because my entire friend group is obsessed with POE2 and I’m just not into it

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I love Klarion the Witch Boy, but I don’t feel like reading all the way through it again, was the Devil’s car he stole a Mustang or a Charger? I don’t remember

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

My take away from 10ish minutes in Dragon Age Veilguard, slavery is bad m’kay

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

When guns and bullets are cheaper than healthcare with insurance…

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

What was life actually like before I could order another monitor while sitting on the toilet?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Hiding in the bathroom from my district manager for the last five minutes of my shift, feels valid

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m currently playing Cyberpunk Red with some friends. Oh boy this shit crunchy, cool but omg I’m glad our Foundry model is doing the heavy lifting

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

If you had to work retail today (technically yesterday) that sucked. My store wasn’t even doing discounts and I broke my total dollars and average ticket records. So like take an extra minute or two on your break sometime this week, tell them the guy on the internet said you earned it

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I sneezed so much I need to go to bed now, has this ever happened to anyone else?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

To everyone who has to work tomorrow, pro tip for next year. Just put in your availability that you can’t work Thursdays. Nobody sees it coming.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the radical leftist in my regular circle then I go hang out in with my other group, bruh the Overton Window ain’t ready for their very valid opinions

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I just ate a can of store brand spaghetti O’s. Please don AMA I’m currently dieing in a bathroom

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Specifically tell my friend my budget for a new headset “Hey look at these” I can’t afford that I specifically said under $100 “but they’re really good” bitch I work at a dollar tree

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Hey so like you ever use so like way too much so like you feel really dumb when you read back through it so like you edit it non stop until so like it no longer feels like you wrote it?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

So like what’s up with all these right wing accounts with like 2 replies and no posts? Do they just get on social media to start fights?

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

So like I bought a new computer before any tariffs kick in, anyone else looking to play while Rome burns?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Find someone that loves you like my grandmother loves Costco

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