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noodlewizard.bsky.social
A little outdoorsy. A little homely. Married to someone smarter than me. Thriving. Moisturized.
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Baking a pie to shake away the Sunday scaries. (It didn’t work but at least I got a pie)

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t understand parchment paper. It’s immune to the high temperatures. I can only assume it’s similar to the dark magic in the One Ring.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure why I chose to buy the “cute animal” themed bird suet when apparently all it’s going to do is show pain and suffering.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight sleep tight everyone, except my neighbour that lets her dogs out to bark at 2 am. But I guess she isn’t sleeping anyway.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird

submitted 88 days ago • 31 comments

Walking away from my work laptop knowing full well that it’ll be there again Monday is a terrible way to spend a weekend.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Really cool of my cat to walk around the entire house in the dark announcing himself to absolutely no one all while I’m trying to get to sleep. Thanks dude.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow limited myself to one deviled egg today.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Had a sick time at glow disc golf last night. #discgolf

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

submitted 90 days ago • 269 comments

Going to celebrate American Thanksgiving by going to work and having a normal tolerable day. 🇨🇦

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to everyone except for my cat that leaped into my face at 4:33.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Loaded up the dishwasher really efficiently, so I have that going for me today.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Settle down local Nextdoor group. It wasn’t a coyote. It was just a fox. Again.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments