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Wait it’s pepto bismol not pepto bismo?

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Hate it when I log into the AWS console and it randomly decides to default my region to Skibidi Ohio...

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Real bummer about bluesky shutting down... this RedNote app is a great alternative though!

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

If you buy a 3d printer, you too can be the proud owner of a gold Picolas Cage

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

A competent team with a realistic chance at winning championships would keep fans from selling tickets. You know what doesn't help? Telling everyone you only care about selling tickets.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Rubber duck programming is great, but I prefer Caleb Williams programming. “Ok Caleb so by calling reduce here, an accum..” <sacked for loss of 13 yards>

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

In one hour it will be 2025, and you know what that means. That’s right, Xfinity is about to bless me with more data!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Parenting milestone: daughter just called me bruh for the first time. So based.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

At the vet and this branding for gloves was a choice. What are you doing to my cat back there night angel?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine all of the new kitchen appliances and gift cards you get to split from the wedding too, brilliant

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to have AI create a new Drake meme with a third panel and what... memers: your jobs are safe.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

This has to be one of the biggest data leaks of all time everyuuid.com

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Another day, another accidental `git commit -am --amend`

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

How do I get some of this Hawk Tua coin? Trying to buy the dip...

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It's wild to me that Bo Nix has his own operating system and still comes in clutch on Monday Night Football, like how?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

You don't know me.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Listen buddy, same, but we’re going to get through this

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It’s 274k bananas, Michael, how much could it cost, 3 million dollars?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Hello police, I’d like to report a crime…

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Where is the trending section on Bluesky? Missing some of the quality topics from Twitter and would love to see them here...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Skeet on this bitches

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments