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nootje.bsky.social
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Who up conclaving their pope rn?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Henry Cavill has no on screen charisma. He’s only good in Fallout and he’s only good in that because he’s big. Stop defending man from uncle to me. I do not like man from uncle.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I am literally scared of Nathan Fielder. If I saw him in public I would run for my life.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I chose a terrible year to get sober

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I think that every person who illegally immigrates to this country that wants them dead in search of a better life is braver than every single soldier.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I would have tried the IKEA horse meatballs. I’m a curious man.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

She Hillary on my Rodham til I Clinton

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

If it takes me twice as long but I get to avoid a conversation I’ll do it

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

In this house we believe that Bilbo cheated when he asked “what have I got in my pocket” instead of a riddle.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

I’m scared by how much I love a good sandwich. That could leveraged against me.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody who uses the word “objectively” when describing the quality of art should be beaten with hammers and have their Reddit account deleted.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

submitted 142 days ago • 312 comments

I learned how to whistle and how to ride a bike with no handlebars within the same five minutes when I was 21, biking on my way home from the Philly zoo while on acid. I just removed the mental barriers in my brain because I realized I could.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments