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Unhinged, crazy, jaded & bitter Succubus VTuber that virtually never streams. Maybe don't take me too seriously? If you don't get the concept of shitposting, this may not be for you. MDNI Submit anonymous questions: https://forms.gle/MDXVH1BR4GhvJ3UN9
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a fun idea for a vtuber would be the generic ych insert. be funny to see them quoting posts opening ych comms all like "wow, thanks for the fanart!" a fun, harmless prank

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

...what did twitch do to the reset video player button? i use that frequently and it's just gone now

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

writing prompt: one day, astronomers notice that the sunspots on the sun are forming a QR code. where does it lead?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i talk a lot of shit about north america, but one thing i find pretty wild is how the day only changes every 30 to 31 months unless it's the 2nd day of the month, in which it changes after 28 or 29 months crazy stuff

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

on the 8th of august at 8:00, everyone should walk in a circle morning or evening, doesn't matter extra points for both

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe 'deltarune tomorrow' became a fucking hyperstition. we're here. it's tomorrow. ...well tbh, i can believe it, because if you keep saying smth like "the end of the world is tomorrow" eventually it'll be true. it's the same sort of thing. replete with fiery skies and meteor rain! 😃

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i've since been informed that miyazaki isn't involved with nightreign, which makes a bit more sense, since i noticed a disturbing lack of poison swamps

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i wish vtubers were easier to draw 🙃 could we all just be like, cubes? for a year? that'd be great

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

i'm reminded of the armoured core sitch where some people just bought it because fromsoft & then realised it was a mecha game that played differently to souls games and were suddenly not interested (you can probably still find their steam reviews, kinda funny, i recommend) you get what you deserve

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What the Fluoride?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

we all know those companies that do the regular sponsor campaigns, raid, nord, etc. - i had an idea for a very funny one: a company that sponsors you to promote yourself for a spot. that's it. imagine, "i'm me and this is me" "this is the 7th week in a row you've shown you in class." & get money!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

ok, so we have "mixed martial arts," but has anyone tried "unmixed martial arts?" what does that look like? all of the moves, all over the place? ...what's what? ..."goro majima?" ...hm. dunno about that one.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

what the heck that wasn't a week 😠

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

in light of recent events, i propose we rename "no true scotsman" to "randy bitchford"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

everywhere i look, everyone and everything in media is ditching long hair for short hair. is this a conspiracy? are we living in a badly/lazily written manga where the author's idea of "showing growth" is the female lead cutting their hair? what is happening 😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

naw, tell me how you copyright the sound of a fuckin metal pipe hitting the floor in the face of that even being a possibility, i am a sane and well-adjusted woman and everything i have ever said or will say is completely cogent and sensible wtf do you mean that's copyrightable??????

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Surely someone else has done this, by now but I needed to get this brainworm out early

submitted 33 days ago • 30 comments

discord: "hi, here's a free week trial of nitro" me: "do you understand how much power you have given me? do you know the kinds of emotes i have? this is not a wise move"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable. The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found': www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

submitted 26 days ago • 510 comments

Oh hey look, a report button :) Let's tell 'em how we feel about this AI slop garbage. Just go into the app directory and search for the app, then click the 3 dots and it will take you to a report page where you can tell why this shit shouldn't be allowed. We should be loud about this.

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

me while writing the balatro mod: "hmm.. maybe you get a little computational waste. as a treat"

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"humans are a social species" and i'm sat here with anxiety all like "are we? are we REALLY?"

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

"advertise your bluesky account" Nina Tucker Official Bluesky

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

why do twitch streams now start muted when i open one? wtf happened

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

found out where the pings were coming from

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

you must be prepared to yield your bank and insurance information to mushrooms

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

one of these days we're gonna get messages from people all like "hello, this is the cordyceps speaking, we come in peace" there is a non-zero likelihood that they will come from this account

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo: Hello, we now own "your player character getting on a creature and riding it around in a 3D environment, especially flying." Original concept, do not steal. Microsoft, Blizzard, Capcom, Square Enix, Many Others: ... 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Do you, now?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments