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The problem with the Great Man Theory is that its adherents all think that they are the great man.

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Duolingo thinks I’m so stupid they need to translate “genre de film” to “type of movie” for my brain to get it

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I would like to publicly state that I will not be signing with the Yankees despite their now allowing facial hair

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Putting in a PTO request for “the day after Elon dies” knowing how lit it’s gonna be

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(To the tune of the Water Country jingle) Fascist Country

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Once I clear through my reading backlog and get to Lenin I feel like I’ll be able to solve a lot of these problems

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I know these people are just shooting the dark and don’t really mean it but “I came across your LinkedIn profile and thought you might be a good candidate for our MBA program” is one of the cruelest things you can say to a person.

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I think the very least the Democrats can do is see how much of the DOJ resources they’re willing waste on sending these letters

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Highlights For Children implies the existence of Highlights For Adults, where the Spot The Difference game has tasteful erotica and Goofus and Gallant share bawdy stories with an interviewer

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“Leave it up to the voters” okay well they voted for Kathy Hochul for the position of “only one allowed to remove Eric Adams”

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PLZ HELP ME DESTROY MELANIA ON THE NYTIMES LIST BY SIMPLY BUYING MY BOOK www.headhousebooks.com/order-signed...

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There are too many new stadiums being built right now for the Teamsters president to be acting like this

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I had a spicy pho for lunch so good I almost wish I was sick so I could fully enjoy it

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The trick to stopping Trump is to win over QAnon. Tell them this Trump is a deep state clone who should be hated. The real one is at Guantanamo which should be closed. RFK Jr is trying to hide the truth about JFK Jr.

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This is something that you could only possibly believe if it’s been 3 decades since you’ve had a real job

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I was in a hotel this morning and they tried to charge $20.95 per person for a continental breakfast with some bacon and eggs hot trays. Absolutely cooked empire.

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I think I got an ad for what they’re replacing the department of education with

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Happy to see how much the members of r/tinnedfish turned against this guy who brought his tinned fish onto a plane

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Approving of uncommon purchases on the way to my stepdad’s funeral by saying I’m on “sad vacation”

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I want to be absolutely clear that if Trump and his lot were doing what he’s doing now but for good stuff I would be for it. I do not care about the constitution. I do not care about the norms. I care about helping people.

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What the fuck is a "vaccine skeptic"? defector.com/what-the-fuc...

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Coworker: It’s time for Gal-entines! I’m so excited Me: I could see why you think that but it’s actually pronounced Gee-oh-teens

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Audibly laughed when I heard Josh Kraft’s housing plan includes a form of rent control that landlords can opt into. What a smart man

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The political landscape has simply created too many alternative careers for insane Canadians

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I wrote something long (4500+ words) to process some grief. It’s about my stepdad but it’s also about cultural identifiers and assumptions and traditions and suckass of the current state of things. I hope you consider reading it if you have a spare 20 minutes medium.com/@doctorzachj...

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Economy? You mean the bad seats on a plane?

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In the past week JD Vance has stood by two guys saying “Normalize Indian Hate” they just emphasize different words in that sentence.

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Thinking about the US troops in Guantanamo and how if they had 1/10th of the integrity we are told they do they’d be defecting to Cuba over this

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May 10,000 rats eat Eric Adams alive

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Listening to podcasts mean hearing ads for a lot of really heinous products but none makes me angrier than Goldbelly

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I’ve been told about 100 times that small majorities mean nothing whenever there’s a Democrat in the White House

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I have seen multiple posts about Taylor Swift breaking up with Travis Kelce and I truly don’t get it. Comforting her football star boyfriend after a loss is, as far as I can tell, her whole vibe.

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Chuck Schumer introducing legislation to make Drake play the next Super Bowl halftime: “We must ensure checks and balances… we must end division… we must say to our Canadian neighbors ‘You ARE like us’”

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Migrating from the old website my rankings of the entertainment value of every Super Bowl that I can remember watching

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I do feel bad for Venezuelans who will be subject to the return of their most annoying neighbors

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Crocodile Dandy

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Had too many drinks last night and started telling strangers my theories about the Haitian president assassination

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Cannot stress enough how many liberals fawned over Charlie Baker as an example of a Good Republican. Well now you’ve got your good Republican throwing out decades of sensible precedent on trans athletes in order to appeal to the most bloodthirsty and ignorant gasbags who don’t even like sports.

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