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It was 9 years ago today I was first able to do this trick. I never did learn how to put my leg back in 😂

If I were a vampire I'd be Colin Robinson. I'd be able to walk around during the day, drain energy and get trolled by an actual troll

I'm a part of several house hunting groups on Facebook and so many of them are advertising sublets for less than a month. I've seen a couple for as little as 8 days. Who the hell wants to move their entire life for less than a month? Wtf happened to long term tenancy agreements?

This is the natural wave of my hair, if I follow the long multi-step routine. Why is it not like this with a regular shampoo and conditioning? Because fuck you, that's why

This is the natural wave of my hair, if I follow the long multi-step routine. Why is it not like this with a regular shampoo and conditioning? Because fuck you, that's why

Also works with "Wtf was I thinking about before?"

When you start reading at 11.45pm to try and drift off to sleep, then 2 hours pass by in a flash. #Outlander, you're such a gem of a series, but perhaps not the thing to read when you're trying to sleep

Do your glutes even lift bro?

"what did you do today" idk. survived

Tax the rich, FFS. Just do it, before it's too late to do anything.

They all are

It's the only explanation

It's Over - Gator Days

I'm a part of several house hunting groups on Facebook and so many of them are advertising sublets for less than a month. I've seen a couple for as little as 8 days. Who the hell wants to move their entire life for less than a month? Wtf happened to long term tenancy agreements?

In the local Costa because I was desperate for something to eat and a place to sit. There's a security guard walking around looking all menacing... Wtf are people going to steal from a coffee shop? The machine?

If I were a vampire I'd be Colin Robinson. I'd be able to walk around during the day, drain energy and get trolled by an actual troll

Gonna go out on a limb here and say Labour could 'fix' about 20% of these depression cases by IMPROVING PEOPLE'S LIVES INSTEAD OF CUTTING PUBLIC SPENDING AND WELFARE

please help, I'm trapped on this island, no no don't rescue me, just blow it up

Everything that's going on in the world is awful. It's gotten to a point where I'm avoiding social media because it's full of upsetting news headlines that causes people to retreat and isolate. Can we shake things up a bit by starting a thread of good news? Failing that, cute things

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

Going out-out for the first time in forever. One thing I have not missed is public transport. That fucker can get in the bin

roses are red blue is the sky I think transphobes deserve to 🎲

if i was severed, i'd fart in the elevator right before switching to my innie

Welcome to Suffragette City where we have the ability to travel back to the simpler times of the 1900s Democracy is dying, if not already dead