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noretorious.bsky.social

Still a cursed, Touhou-based lifter

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🐧It is time... for a 🐧 FUMO GIVEAWAY 🐧 I am giving away a Nue fumo and two lanyards from @colorfulkitten.bsky.social on this platform. Both lanyards showcase the characters from every game with Nue! To enter, all you need to do is repost this post! I will draw the winner on March 7th.

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

225lbs banded because I’m bored

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It scarred

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

That’s it I’m taking applications and resumes for Valentine’s Day

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

heavy is the hand that jorks the it

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

IQ test came back negative

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

My dieting habits are unhinged. I’m up in the morning conducting psychotic lifter alchemy and eating straight cheese when most people are asleep. I only see food as numbers and those numbers are of protein and caloric intake. Why do I do this? To look like a Jojo character several months from now.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Just stole an NFT

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

I am stuck listening to the Teto Tetris song

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Dark Souls literally ended with a duel between two random homeless nobodies fighting over a can of paint

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

One time my bros and I couldn’t remember what a series of 3 was called and the only one who was able to remember it pronounced it “tri-olo-gy” and I think about that moment a lot

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

My hair is now long enough to where I can twirl it if I’m talking to someone I think is cute

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The Touhou of the day is... Kasen Ibaraki!!! #2hu #Touhou #Kasen

submitted 81 days ago • 7 comments

fucked up cat at the door. would you let her in?? #東方Project

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

Touhou songs have the weirdest names I could think of. What the fuck is an “Eastern Mystical Love Consultation?”

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

Let this day mark the time I was defeated by a can of beans and bled profusely for roughly 3 hours

submitted 90 days ago • 6 comments

One thing almost nobody knows about me is that I have a vendetta against Popeyes chicken because I’m like 90% sure they haven’t gotten a correct order since 2017

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Update: It’s aight

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

‼️Conducting an experiment‼️ I will drink an entire bottle of bone broth as a meal replacement and see how much I hate my life afterwards

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Last night I had spent approximately 50 minutes telling my friends I will send them to the streets of Brampton if they misbehave

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

I’ll say it here too: if anyone wants help or advice with weight management or strength and conditioning, just DM me and I’ll tell you what I know/do

submitted 105 days ago • 3 comments