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Jokes mostly. I’m also into science and technology. Ethics before politics.
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Which transgender singer is also a detective? Katy Perry Mason.

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“Yes, I am human, and not an aquatic mammal.” -Seal #quote

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“Which evil elf shot her puppy and now leads homeland security? Kristi Gnome.” -Ashton Kutcher #quote

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“What do you call a pop music quiz for pregnant ladies? Preggers Plays Pop.” -Keith Chegwin #quote

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“No I am not actually balding!” -Claire Balding #quote

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Which London mayor changed sex and moved to parliament? Tulip Siddiq Khan.

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"My earwax smells like chocolate today." ~Lindsay Lohan #quote

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I didn’t plan on becoming particle physicists’ enemy number one, but somehow I have. Here’s how it all happened. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqoy...

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Which YouTuber had smash hits in the 60s? Logan Paul McCartney.

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On a more serious note, this is worth your time. Such finger pointing critiques such as Musk’s of Marc are usually confessions of their own experience. To that end, I’m sure Musk was damaged by his upbringing, but instead of overcoming evil, he became it.

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My law firm is currently litigating 49 voting and election cases in 21 states. States with the most cases: AZ, GA, NC, NV, FL, LA, PA. I expect new cases will be filed this week.

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“I’m not THAT butch. I only shave my face once a day.” -Pink #quote

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"Hmph mmnph furmanurp mph." ~Helen Keller #quote

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“Stella? There’s nothing wrong with naming your kid after your favourite lager.” -Paul McCartney #quote

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Cat Deeley’s arch nemesis is Mouse Mickey.

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Great to see Waspi Women in the news again today. #WASPI

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Which nightclub owner flew Airwolf? Peter Stringfellow Hawke.

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Summoned from the depths… and armed with my bass 🎸 Careful what you wish for 🖤

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“A pop-up flashed on my screen for Norton Antivirus. I’m all for protecting my computer, but I’m not sure Graham Norton is qualified.” -Patsy Palmer #quote

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Which royal composer and theatre impresario was embroiled in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal? Prince Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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“My secret hobby is throwing rat poison into aquarium tanks. Hilarious.” -Ellen DeGeneres #quote

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Which former TV presenter had hits with a boy band? Iain Lee Ryan.

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“Why didn’t Ross from Friends drown? He’s a good Schwimmer.” -Rod Stewart #quote

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"I stuck a carrot up my arse to see what it felt like. Hours later I did a fart and shit myself. The carrot fell down my trouser leg and I got funny looks on the tube." ~Terry Christian #quote

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Have you tried #Mastodon, another #Twitter / #X alternative? Don’t bother. I’ve had my head so done in by the misery over there I can barely cognitively function. It’s a cheerless place where people go viral for the most bleak posts, having used bots to grow their following. Slowly recovering.

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“Wow! So yummy! I just put my finger in my belly button, and lo and behold, finest Stilton!” -Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall #quote

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“How does Mario contact the spirits? With his Luigi board” -Ryan Gosling #quote

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“There’s nothing wrong with Bonjela sandwiches!” -John Lydon #quote

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Which singer became a fictional character? Debbie Harry Potter.

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"Why are all these people getting their teeth whitened? Forget that! I'm getting mine blackened!" ~Philippa Forrester #quote

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“Which celebrity is made from egg whites and powdered sugar? Dame Helen Meringue.” -Ashley Banjo #quote

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Which Golden Girl came back from the dead and had a comedy career? Aisling Bea Arthur.

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My next release is something so different to anything Ive done before. Usually a sole thinker…I moved out of my comfort zone and joined forces for a full album with @jilk.bsky.social and it’s coming out on @bricolageg5.bsky.social !!!! Check the podcast episode we’ve gone for more insight to it all

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“Which breed of dog is also a chart topper? Great Dane Bowers.” -Tony Hadley #quote

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Alan Titchmarsh’s arch nemesis is Terry Smallbog.

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New Forest Gump. #BritishRemakes

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Love the artistry of this account, but don’t try and recreate this look with Tipp-Ex.

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“Who is the angriest celebrity? Robert Frowny Junior.” -Su Pollard #quote

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Which film star is in Eastenders? Richard E Grant Mitchell.

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“I actually like nettle soup. We’ve got plenty of nettles growing around us and I make nettle soup all the time. You always win with nettles.” -John Nettles #quote

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Who starred in The Avengers and is set to play Evil-Lyn in Masters of the Universe? Alison Brie Larson.

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Who released a record with her dad after starring in a reality show, and now presents morning television? Lorraine Kelly Osbourne.

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