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*buuuurrpppp*

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Your talons look especially sharp and effective for eye gouging and throat slashing queen

submitted 299 days ago • 0 comments

you wake up with a headache in the sticky filth on the floor of a dimly lit shithole bar that stinks of decades of cigarettes & cigars & sour ball-sweat + the beer is flat & warm & weak & skunkd + onstage is the one thing worse than the dave matthews band: a dave matthews cover band welcome to hell

submitted 300 days ago • 2 comments

Crazy how many eggs I found in the bushes today. The brood and I will be eating well tonight

submitted 330 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Friday night and the brood has gone to sleep in their nest so you know what that means : I’ll be sharpening my talons and cleaning behind my antennae tonight

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments

Jeans

submitted 474 days ago • 1 comment

Like all normal humans I only listen to songs that have my first name in the title

submitted 344 days ago • 0 comments

Like all normal humans, I keep lists of other normal humans. Especially those who are really good at passing as, I mean being, normal humans bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 351 days ago • 0 comments

We all got that one homie who doesn’t respect the nest

submitted 365 days ago • 0 comments

out getting drugs (that my body naturally makes), just like all normal humans do. Yep. Just getting drugs my body makes and sharpening my talons like a normal human.

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Saturday night which means im doing normal human stuff like hissing at bright lights and eating trash

submitted 380 days ago • 0 comments

When ur liter is home from skewl an u hav to forage for 8 tims as much trash for them #normalhumanweekendstuff

submitted 493 days ago • 0 comments

Yo, fellow humans! TGIF am I right?

submitted 494 days ago • 0 comments