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Silver haired, overweight, Madri drinking, Newcastle United sufferer. Sport. Films. Music.
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we need to bottle Eddie’s half time craic and sell it to America. #nuf

one for you @defjeff.bsky.social if you haven’t already seen

so you could’ve had an #nufc season ticket for decades, 100s loyalty points and cos you swerved the cup scheme youve as much chance as someone who bought a membership last month of getting cup final ticket! glad I’ve got nee skin in the game as I’m away this time.

payday and I’m off to the Asda for me dinner

Forest tickets secured! #nufc

Grant Hanley still playing football (on the bench) for Birmingham. Hope he gets a run out

my 4 home wins in the PL went well today

Session

got that nervous energy back for tonight’s match. being an East Stand wanker tonight. #nufc #flasksoutforthelads

Arsenal ballot success 🙂

Tottenham on Saturday: ⚽️ Anthony Gordon ⚽️ Alexander Isak Arsenal on Tuesday: ⚽️ Alexander Isak ⚽️ Anthony Gordon A perfect few days in north London! 😍

I think we've put the away game curse to bed, lads. Man U, Spurs, Arsenal. Back to back. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Glorious #nufc

well that was something #nufc outstanding team performance

Arsenal are a tempting price tonight mind! #justsaying

good morning from the Lakes

off to the Lakes this afternoon. Cos I haven’t spent enough on ale the last 2 weeks.

up the mags n that!

is it time to go the pub yet? mind you, I’ve had heartburn for the last 48hrs so it’s been a struggle at times.

Xmas dinner done 🐽 had some carols on earlier then some classic Xmas tunes, now it’s Eric B & Rakim. Kids have fucked off for a nana nap and are insisting on going to a pub later where someone has to drive, instead of just walking 2 mins to local.

Tonali striking a football…

about 10 youth seats (across level 7) popped up for Villa on Boxing Day if you want to make someone’s Xmas #nufc

Super Saturday incoming just secured a #nufc match ticket!! Eddie’s misfiring XI followed by #Kneecap will do me just fine.

People are leaving reviews for the McDonald’s where the CEO shooter was arrested.

didn’t even want to go anyway🙃

just bought a Wolves ticket. I’m in an abusive relationship! #nufc

watched the last 10 mins of Botafogo v São Paulo. Strong West Germany v Austria vibes. What a season for the black n white stripe lads! Not you Edward

Isak & Bruno (c) going AWOL after Wednesday

Xmas party night. Booked a hotel in town. coin toss between moderation and a good nights kip or working my ticket and a travelodge afterparty

right, off to watch the match now.

Turned down a ticket for tonight I haven’t been watching on tv #nufc #forthegreatergood

does the Chronicle/Sunday Sun still do the “goal buster”?

Nothing captures the true meaning of Christmas more than...

Remember “front foot football”? #nufc #Brucieball

tremendous ugly scenes after the Michigan v Ohio State game #goblue

Brucieball never goes out of style #nufc

the lights have fucked it here but never noticed before, the City Hall ceiling has a strong Motherwell/Bradford colourway

happy Shed Seven Friday to all