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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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i actually lived next door to bigfoot for a couple of years and just figured everyone already knew. we’d see him strolling around the neighborhood and would say hi but he’d only just turn his torso 90 degrees to look at us and keep walking. he worked at deloitte

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 23 comments

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 21 days ago • 181 comments

Ending this statement with “Learn, woman” is sending me

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 642 days ago • 4 comments

are there more in this genre

submitted 26 days ago • 25 comments

Bob Hoskins was the stand-by casting for Capone in The Untouchables. #empireread #feb2002

submitted 26 days ago • 28 comments

mammals

submitted 27 days ago • 115 comments

Nerd Fact: The original trailer for 'No Country for Old Men' misspelt the Coen Bros names (3 out of 4 times).

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

In the gay-for-pay industry, gay people are considered scabs.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

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It’s gotta be so frustrating to be big ed and finally get together with Norma and then like two days later Cooper destroys the universe

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

During one of my last weeks of high school I went downtown to see Inland Empire when it opened in Toronto. When I got home I told my dad I didn't like it. "I'll be interested to hear what you think in a few years," he said. I felt pretty miffed, but of course, he was right.

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Lunch spot called Tom Noonan’s

submitted 46 days ago • 8 comments

1960s MI6 AGENT: *holding tea kettle* shall I be mother? MAFIA GUY THAT THE CIA GUY BROUGHT: what tha fuck

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

kevin hart is kind of like if scrappy doo was a person

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

Not right now

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Swearengen: You yankton cocksuckers don't fully appreciate how the assfuckers become the ass fucked. Me, quietly, to my wife: Yankton is in South Dakota.

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

Damn it’s crazy they did Elf like that

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

jesus christ

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if anybody has said this before but luigi mangione is rather attractive

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments