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slipknot is the fuck you to korn’s fuck me, it pairs nicely with system of a down’s fuck the system and limp bizkit’s ultimately unhelpful message of fuck everything.
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some recent quiz photos.

called in sick just because the vibes felt off.

I love the time honoured tradition of my father screaming at 17-20 year olds for 60 minutes a day

quiz watching me pet neuvy 😬

merry christmas from the farm! (dogs: maverick and rebel, cats: butters and cheryl, cows: lily, lotus, lupine, and lavender)

he’s a seal

live look at quiz watching me pack up all his stuff to go to my parents for xmas

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

Yesterday, we all were laughing at Eric Adams when he suggest that they knew the suspected killer’s name but didn’t want to release it publicly. But imagine how you would have reacted if he’d told us they were looking for Luigi Mangione.

it is no longer accurate to call the dodgers the west coast yankees. instead we will begin calling the yankees the east coast padres

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post

"Luigi Mangione" is like a name J.K. Rowling would make for an Italian wizard.

Excited for the NYPD press conference tomorrow where they announce that they found the murder weapon and then present this:

DAAAAAA YANKEEEEES LOOOOOOSE

the mets????????????????????

the CEO getting murked is calling me back to twitter like the green goblin mask

USA Network on Thursdays in the 2000s:

“GST holiday” “vibecession”. You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn."

i’m running out of space to put snow 😭

snoring like he’s the one that shovelled the snow

screaming crying throwing up

BLUESKY IS JUST AN ECHO CHAMBER THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS

bangs are back btw

still sick