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i want a ujm so bad lol #whocanrelate

a big bowl of clam chowder!!!

get ready for basketball...on ice!!!

putting strips of plastic bag instead of kombu in my dashi

do you think any dog show people accidentally went to midwest fur fest and got super confused

i like that every legal state has their own industry of terribly named edibles that are all basically the same

brought my own clubs and balls to mini golf and apparently im banned now? fuck you that windmill had it coming and this basketball and sledgehammer was all i could find

i fuck with the way old people use plastic bags for everything. their strength to weight and moisture resistance are impressive and stores just give you them? pretty awesome

miss him all the time

first point, ok whatever. but is that really the second most important thing this guy has done lol? were cooked

mi tink mi gwan go to bed early

scrotal trauma island

looking good sir!

screeching and floating around the house again...

another successful saturday evening

i need wheels

ooh gurrllll are you the polio vaccine because ever since i got you ive been autistic as shit

does anyone on here have any nuanced opinions on brooklyn 99

its always "greek yogurt can be a sour cream alternative" never "sour cream can be a greek yogurt alternative"

the boner was invented by dr frank boner

heres what you need to understand 👇

monk w a shag carpet made of human hair

just invented the boner

surprised to hear that he cannot find work. he looks like he run that mcdonalds like the navy

wish he was was on bluesky

not a big fan of ai but chatgpt is super useful for cover letters. they can edit your writing, add additional details to adapt an existing letter for another job, and pare down writing to fit a word limit. that what comes out sounds more corporate is only a benefit in this case

brb, gonna go cream myself real quick

buying this for work