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Sitting in the backseat of this car, driver has the radio on, and just heard an ad for psychics. ….. what

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Fuck me I’ve been productive today. Never again

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Jimbob the Earthworm

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Dirtbike the Worm

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Entering my villain era im sick of muting this guy during meetings im gonna let everyone suffer with me

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in the club on the baklava wikipedia page

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

@ahumanfuture.co on their way to being my favorite and best baklava informant

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You’re in bed with the love of your life, I’m panicking because my sister might hate me forever. We are not the same

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*extremely flirting voice* so do u prefer the proto-turkic (baklağı / baklağu) or is it more the persian bāqlabā that u tend to roll with 😏

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Excedrin Migraine is The Hangover Cure

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economy so bad the pussy hiding in the bushes 😭😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋

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Hey can someone end it all before my next meeting I’m not sure I can do this anymore

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what the fuck

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

seems bad

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predicting a revival of club music / recession pop

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Gonna reskeet that every time they irk me

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You're in bed with the love of your life, I'm stuck in a sublet with the mf that fumbled me. We are not the same

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Me: Me to me: y r u so fucking dramatic

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You’re in bed with the love of your life, im tryna get the guy im seeing to kiss all of his homeboys. We are not the same

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

everything is romantic

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Brain keeps assuming everything is a deepfake lately idk anything but I am certain of 1 thing and 1 thing only we need help

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is the important part! If you submit your application for a gender marker change, you will not receive your passport or your supporting documents back.

submitted 30 days ago • 29 comments

Nvm I ate

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

You’re in bed with the love of your life, I’m panicking because my sister might hate me forever. We are not the same

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I actually don’t feel like spending the last 2 hours of business hours talking to IT thanks tho

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