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notacrabyet.bsky.social

deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀

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ta güeno, voy a cerrar el hocico

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🎶 es la guitarra de Lolo 🎶

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Nicolas Jaar of pickles

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settling in for a weekend of miscreant skeeting

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Hoobasnack

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Evanillaessence.

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Holy shit!!😱 Guys, I think I may have a secret admirer, but she’s so shy 🙈 about writing first ✍️ even though she likes me 🥰

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King Gizzard & The Lizard Blizzard®

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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is my favorite song about sleeping with a bedwetter.

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Cream… shit…

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Bonbon Iver

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Ratatatouille

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Jimi Hamdrix

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Linkin Pork

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Skeets don’t lie

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New game for kids: Ennui Ennui hippos

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What the funky fuck.

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Imagine a hot blonde with an hourglass figure and legs that go on forever. I'm the one behind her with chocolate on my teeth.

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red and white eyelashes. amanita mascara

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So, let’s say I’m the posterior opening of the digestive tract, through which solid waste, or feces, is excreted. And I am located at the end of the rectum and is surrounded by two sphincter muscles that control the passage of stool. AITAH?

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I’m beginning to realize that being lactose intolerant and living in the Milky Way is the Universe telling me I don’t belong here

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I'd put pickle slices on my eyes for you goodnight

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My natural predator is time.

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possessed by beans

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prepucio implica la existencia del postpucio

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Pulling a rabbit out of a hat just to reveal something

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This migraine could’ve been an email.

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how come they never use GMO to engineer additional butts

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ta güeno, voy a cerrar el hocico

🎶 es la guitarra de Lolo 🎶

Nicolas Jaar of pickles

settling in for a weekend of miscreant skeeting

Hoobasnack

Evanillaessence.

Holy shit!!😱 Guys, I think I may have a secret admirer, but she’s so shy 🙈 about writing first ✍️ even though she likes me 🥰

King Gizzard & The Lizard Blizzard®

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is my favorite song about sleeping with a bedwetter.

Cream… shit…

Bonbon Iver

Ratatatouille

Jimi Hamdrix

Linkin Pork

Skeets don’t lie

New game for kids: Ennui Ennui hippos

What the funky fuck.

Imagine a hot blonde with an hourglass figure and legs that go on forever. I'm the one behind her with chocolate on my teeth.

red and white eyelashes. amanita mascara

So, let’s say I’m the posterior opening of the digestive tract, through which solid waste, or feces, is excreted. And I am located at the end of the rectum and is surrounded by two sphincter muscles that control the passage of stool. AITAH?

I’m beginning to realize that being lactose intolerant and living in the Milky Way is the Universe telling me I don’t belong here

I'd put pickle slices on my eyes for you goodnight

My natural predator is time.

possessed by beans

prepucio implica la existencia del postpucio

Pulling a rabbit out of a hat just to reveal something

This migraine could’ve been an email.

how come they never use GMO to engineer additional butts

the dough comes out of the butthole and the frying oil is in a toilet-shaped pot

a churro machine shaped like a butt

Kissing a rose just to Seal something

repost if you have more followers than Adobe

may blow some steam off by bullying the adobe account