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why am i awake rn? and why can’t i go back to sleep? 😭😭

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"Do me a solid" me to my innards after a bout of diarrhoea

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the world should pause falling apart on the weekends

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your ass just got purged by five cleansing breaths

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soft serve with ants

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regular chungus

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Guys, what is your best way to de-stress? I’m losing my fucking mind

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Your neurosis or mine..slow wink.

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You picked a bad week to stop antidepressants Charlie Brown.

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Feeling like a gargoyle rn

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I hate myself for this.

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why was i cursed with eyeballs

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vulvasauerkraut

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vulvasaur

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My soul need to go back to pangea

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real men get all their nutrients from the sun

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squirrel restaurant

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i misjudged the cleanliness of ur spirit

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Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re entitled to one (1) salami as a treat

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Pulling away until I'm so far back I have fallen off the edge of this godforsaken flat earth and am just a meat nugget hurtling through space.

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the hills are alive with the sound of 2 high agency males going at it

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all of my skeets are elaborate social experiments

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Going to change my surname to AI to get a new job.

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Inside my stomach is a wolf. I always wanted a lobotummy.

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Looks like great weather today anyone up for a picnic? I’ll bring the arsenic brownies!

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Fast and Furious Food, where you take your order from a moving kiosk driven by Vin Diesel while explosions happen all around you and then get food dumped into your car from a food bazooka shot from a helicopter

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may the jorts be with you

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Dismayed by humanity, I decided to turn inward and gnaw at my soul.

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Has the Joe Rogan of the left been classified as a cryptid yet?

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Poop is the tax of the butthole

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What does it mean when you dream of the cast of Succession burying a contract in the woods and then climbing trees like Edward Cullen while they make turkey noises?

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Diarrhea waits for no one

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hissing at my alarm clock instead of snoozing it

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building a blanket fort to withstand the end of the world

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Mmm yes, being interrupted at work every 5 minutes for info that’s openly available is a great way to ensure one finishes their tasks. Not a distraction at all 😒

why am i awake rn? and why can’t i go back to sleep? 😭😭

"Do me a solid" me to my innards after a bout of diarrhoea

the world should pause falling apart on the weekends

your ass just got purged by five cleansing breaths

soft serve with ants

regular chungus

Guys, what is your best way to de-stress? I’m losing my fucking mind

aaaaaaaasjsmdmsnnsmam jansbsksnsis AAAAAAAAAHHHHHSNSMBZBDJSNKSJSHENNSKSJHYUWJJEUSNSKALKANSN

Your neurosis or mine..slow wink.

You picked a bad week to stop antidepressants Charlie Brown.

Feeling like a gargoyle rn

I hate myself for this.

why was i cursed with eyeballs

vulvasauerkraut

vulvasaur

My soul need to go back to pangea

real men get all their nutrients from the sun

squirrel restaurant

i misjudged the cleanliness of ur spirit

Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re entitled to one (1) salami as a treat

Pulling away until I'm so far back I have fallen off the edge of this godforsaken flat earth and am just a meat nugget hurtling through space.

the hills are alive with the sound of 2 high agency males going at it

all of my skeets are elaborate social experiments

Going to change my surname to AI to get a new job.

Inside my stomach is a wolf. I always wanted a lobotummy.

Looks like great weather today anyone up for a picnic? I’ll bring the arsenic brownies!

Fast and Furious Food, where you take your order from a moving kiosk driven by Vin Diesel while explosions happen all around you and then get food dumped into your car from a food bazooka shot from a helicopter

may the jorts be with you

Dismayed by humanity, I decided to turn inward and gnaw at my soul.

Has the Joe Rogan of the left been classified as a cryptid yet?

Poop is the tax of the butthole

What does it mean when you dream of the cast of Succession burying a contract in the woods and then climbing trees like Edward Cullen while they make turkey noises?

Diarrhea waits for no one

hissing at my alarm clock instead of snoozing it

building a blanket fort to withstand the end of the world

Mmm yes, being interrupted at work every 5 minutes for info that’s openly available is a great way to ensure one finishes their tasks. Not a distraction at all 😒

Scoobas Doobas Tank

Raspados de papaya, raspados de anís, raspados de plátano…