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possibly a kite (do I need a real bio? Library paraprofessional, Doctor Who aficionado, connoisseur of labyrinths, yes I want to see pictures of your cats)
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forgot to leave cookies out and now the time vortex has stolen an hour again 😩

This is the second time today I’ve seen getting a measles titer test mentioned in my timeline, it’s probably a sign. (I never thought my insurance would cover it, but maybe?)

The improvement in my mood if i just treat myself like a houseplant and add plenty of sunshine and water is ridiculous. Imagine if someone spoke nicely to me for a moment or two?

This is a cat who has her choice of sleeping positions and could pick something comfortable but would rather not (Now *I'm* getting uncomfortable, but how do I move??)

She's just like this

Katie settling in for the afternoon.

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

May you all have someone who gently paws the back of your scrolling hand and asks, "Have you considered logging off?"

Everywhere I go tonight, Katie is stuck to me like a burr

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

We can hear two owls calling to each other outside. I love hearing them.

I think she missed me. She's not usually quite so quick to snuggle up. I missed her. (I also missed my Flippy, it's really nice to have a tablet holder pillow.)

In a shocking turn of events i have not, in fact, been able to fully and immediately bounce back from an extended period of severe burnout

SECRET CARPET IN THE TUNNEL SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET CARPETTTTT #gally1

I skipped that "advice from the over 30s" QT that was going around a couple of weeks ago, but I have one now. If there is a little sandwich place that does a sandwich that is perfect and you love it, get that sandwich whenever you feel like it, because any day that shop might shut without warning.

I also save the pickle for last! (But I steal Ken’s pickle immediately because he doesn’t like pickles and doesn’t want them contaminating his food.)

I have been intending to do this.

Reminder: Don’t follow art theft accounts that post other people’s work with no credits. They make the internet worse.

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

installed some community art at the corner of Sunset and Silver Lake Blvd today.

Awooooooo

KATIE

Here there’s a point in early February where suddenly the early flowering trees are flowering, and the birds have started singing again. (The juncos seem particularly musical this year. I’ve Merlined them twice!)

Looking through old photos, being reminded how badly I want to swap out my tragus rings for one of these colors. Probably the light blue. I’m finding the plum a bit compelling but idk if I’d want it long term

The em dash is the finest punctuation mark ever crafted because there are basically no rules and it exists purely to allow you to create monstrous sentences that defy all reason and sanity. The giveaway that you're using AI for writing is that your writing is soulless crap.

Moon halo

Moon halo

[LOUD SCREAMING]

No, she was great. Every other roommate did, though.

Katie, why do you go in the bathroom And then lock yourself in the bathroom And then complain that you're in the bathroom

Fuck it. Going outside

Glamour shot

Woke up to this next to me