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she ULTRAKILL on my Resident Evil 7 Biohazard til i Splatoon 3
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I beat Super Metroid today. It is a really good game, and I loved it very much, and it reminded me of how-- not unlike the assassination of JFK-- video games have a way of seeming like just a really fun pleasant time, but then suddenly they hit you with surprise emotions that you never saw coming.

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I haven't played Splatoon for nearly all of December and I thought that I might as well try some new stuff. Anyhow time to use charcoal decaf for the next month.

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I GOT THIS BITCH YEAAAAA

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dumb idiot stuck in dumb idiot jail

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fuck it. possible 3rd kits for weapons i like for splatoon 3 on the nintendo switch. alt texts for why i chose the subs and specials

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istg do NOT get me excited. I was already disappointed at the start of this season.

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I cut my lip while shaving and I FUCKING MOANED and now everyone in the house thinks I was JORKING IT when I'm actually BLEEDING FROM MY FACE

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Splattershot Pro mains rejoice. We got buffed.

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Everytime I play, I try to remind myself not to take bad super jumps, only for something like this to happen. #splatoonclips

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Ihatedrivingihatedrivingihatedriving Who tf thought to themselves that putting people in oversized metal boxes where fucking up once could leave at least one person greatly injured or killed. I would do ANYTHING to get rid of cars n shit

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today is the day you can repost this

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I decided to try fortnite for the first time in like 5-6 years I feel so confused just looking at the menu. I don't think any main menu has intimidated me more than this

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Halloween Candy Tier List No particular order in each tier.

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Used the sploosh during the splatfest. I see the truth now. #splatoonclips

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jesus selfcest call that jesus fucking christ

submitted 129 days ago • 44 comments

clutching splat zones with ballpoint and jet

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I'm just going to start posting cool clips and also other stuff here thanks

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