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If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

Ok, I’m not the only one. lol

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT

submitted 53 days ago • 7 comments

The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

How it started: How it’s going:

submitted 61 days ago • 31 comments

Omg we won!!! #Oscars

submitted 61 days ago • 35 comments

What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher? Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!

submitted 62 days ago • 19 comments

NYC ✈️ LAX

submitted 62 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 64 days ago • 19 comments

I —

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submitted 64 days ago • 19 comments

Bwahahaha

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Ooo…

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids? Me: Check your email Mom: why? Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras

submitted 91 days ago • 20 comments

WTF is going on?!

submitted 91 days ago • 17 comments

We’re going to the Oscars, baby!

submitted 100 days ago • 34 comments

ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬

submitted 107 days ago • 41 comments

Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments

submitted 106 days ago • 7 comments

Can’t even sit and do my skin care routine without her being all up in my grill

submitted 114 days ago • 27 comments

matched with a handsome emergency room doctor on Hinge and he immediately wanted to talk on the phone. bitch I'm an introvert who needs time to mentally prepare for social interactions. Hold on a minute

submitted 115 days ago • 16 comments

Hey! 👋🏾

submitted 115 days ago • 24 comments

These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

Hello 🐾

submitted 116 days ago • 14 comments

These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup

submitted 119 days ago • 3 comments

The VHS for this movie was constantly being played in my household. What a time.

submitted 119 days ago • 2 comments

She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.

submitted 119 days ago • 11 comments

And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done

submitted 119 days ago • 7 comments

Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?

submitted 119 days ago • 14 comments

Mentally I’m still here

submitted 119 days ago • 8 comments

11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...

submitted 119 days ago • 1043 comments

The bitter recently divorced man to mass murderer pipeline continues.

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment

11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...

submitted 119 days ago • 1043 comments

Mentally I’m still here

submitted 119 days ago • 8 comments

Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?

submitted 119 days ago • 14 comments

And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done

submitted 119 days ago • 7 comments

She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.

submitted 119 days ago • 11 comments