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notclever.bsky.social
Mirthful bureaucrat. Amateur dumbass. Not clever or funny
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I love drinking six beers 😁👍

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Being back at work for 10 minutes erases 5 days of vacation

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s very possible that I’ve lost my mind, and folks let me tell ya, I’m not looking for it either

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Members of the public calling me talking about the astral plane and shit I don’t get paid enough for this

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God bless everyone happy fucking new Year

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Do you guys know about scrobbles

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

What you don’t realize is how I’m drinking coffee now. You still don’t really understand or realize

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

When are we going to acknowledge that he’s right though

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Boy life sure is strange folks I tell ya but we love it don’t we

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I have a much better relationship with my kitchen sink these days

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Send Aaron Rodgers on another darkness retreat to the evil dead cabin please

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Talking to members of the public at work is like living with a gas leak

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

every user on this website who is not following my account is trying to kill me and they’re right to do so

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Vampires are real and I can prove it but the international community has been very dismissive of my findings

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

If the sun went supernova I think I would be fine Nerve agent guy: its actually so fucking stupid for you to say that

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

I hate Santacon!!!!!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else ever get the feeling that there Is an imminent nuclear attack

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Just a touch over 3 weeks left in this year. We’re all gonna make it you guys

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Some people own the mascots

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the way lawyers write stuff “Plaintiff alleges that he was caused to be precipitate to the ground as a result of a slippery condition” bro come on

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I love receiving messages from strangers, especially when they have a no risk business proposal for me or they are a foreigner who just moved to my city looking for friends 😁

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I think I would have made an excellent satrap had I been around for that sort of thing

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody ask me what I’m cooking

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Inventing a time machine and wasting all my time hanging out in ancient Egypt saying shit like “can we as a community unpack how toxic tomb robbery is” to people

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Ashtray ashtray

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I’m living in the future you guys

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in a bar that has a whisper only rule and they have gentle choral music playing… is this a vibe?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I should have $100 in my hand right now. The fact that I don’t is evidence of the vast conspiracy against me

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

One billion posts

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was.

submitted 91 days ago • 5 comments

I think I’m going to embrace villainy

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

You have been found guilty of inappropriate and negligent use of ironic parody and are sentenced to 99 years of hard labor in the context mines

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

They need to add drafts to this app. That being said vitamins and minerals are for other people not me, I am a spiritual being of pure energy

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever gave the children in the apartment below mine whistles should be punished severely

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Someone told me the other day that Pluto has been ruining my life for the last 15 years or something but now good things are going to start happening to me. So you guys better get ready for that because I’m about to be so back

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Why are there so many people in New York who need money for hedges when I’ve never even seen a hedge here

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I miss having a basement. Where am I supposed to keep my horrible dying freak in a 2 bedroom apartment?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to win. And soon

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I’m having so many ideas lately

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Getting blown to smithereens by a high velocity gun would fix me

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Did anyone else have to play a song about baba yaga on the bongos in middle school

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I think I would be fine with a pack of wolves or perhaps a lion tearing me apart

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Maturity is realizing that sometimes a plain bagel is best

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Can somebody give me some unsolicited yet heartfelt advice that I can ignore in favor of my delusions

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments