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notdeadhorse.bsky.social
I have the same texture as a good lasagne Amature musician OMG no I'm not dead
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[Emo kid impression] I crush stinkbugs and smell my fingers just to feel something

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OMG my parents just don't understand me the way Brian (chatgpt) does

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I like how the OSU mascot is a nut you can't eat

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first time using canva

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I was cursed with the worlds hardest nipples

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Finding out your mom listened to music you like when it came out in her youth is a better rush than gambling

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Every single day, Trump does something that would have been an impeachment-worthy scandal for previous presidents. But you know what's even worse than that? People being mean to me online

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We need to kill the genre of kids shows with talking animals and bring back shows with talking screwdrivers

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Had a nightmare last night that I was working at a Mcdonalds. It wasn't haunted or anything the scary part was working in fast food.

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Instead of asking me about my "dream job" just ask me about my dream

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Asking the librarian to lead me to the "illegal" books

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Hitting a saucy harmonica solo over the mic on an xbox call had the undesired effect of my friends not inviting me anymore 😞

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My Dad told me that he hit a deer driving to the hospital on the day I was born. Now I gotta do the same driving to his funeral.

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Why dosent red lobster have a guy in a lobster suit at the door

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