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notguaco.bsky.social
🇲🇽 ASU Padres Titans F1 enjoyer #1644 Leftist he/him
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Streets need it @slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com

Cal has a dump truck to

:)

Reposting for alt text and account In case you’re unaware the American Medical Associations has a YouTube page, they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other out breaks since the CDC can not youtube.com/@americanmed...

got so excited to use my tree pruner today #washedguac

when your dogs raw food is impacted.. sigh I do not want to have to go back to kibble :/

Good info from King’s side on the arbitration process. Padres please extend him youtu.be/Y65IzzLC_XE?...

This is a spiritual cousin to this photo

Me when the zoom camera is off

It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.

i have the full complaint. it’s a 97 page pdf and i can’t figure out how to post it here. i’ll post a few snippets here

Me storming the Petco Park offices today #TeamSheel

Really insane that it’s not immediately clear if this was intentional or just a Cybertruck being a Cybertruck

Gm and lets go Sun Devils #ForksUp

Q: Why is Costco closed on New Year's Day? A: January 1 is the traditional day on which Costco employees harvest all of the hot dogs for the year from the vast Costco wiener farms. Hundreds of thousands of wiener shrubs will be stripped bare in this celebration of bounty.

Shoutout TikTok for the idea 🏎️

Merry Christmas to my Mexican homies that also celebrate today 🎅

93 days until Opening Day

Merry Xmas @nopitstops.bsky.social

Buddy, if you're gonna steal Nancy Reagan's whole thing, you're gonna have to suck a dick or two as well.

someone check on @gabbgoudy.bsky.social

$2.69 gas? yes please 😃

My most boomer-coded trait is I calling into the radio station to try to win concert tickets

*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* i’m off the grid

As a longtime RedSox fan, I think we should do whatever it takes to bring Xander Bogaerts back. #RedSox

Dylan Cease you are an Oriole

Are the Yankees poor?

The Padres were never going to re-sign Juan Soto. The Yankees couldn't even re-sign Juan Soto. A.J. Preller getting what he got for him last offseason was obviously the right move.

ETHAN SALAS YOUR TIME IS NOW

Arizona State wins the Big 12 and Oregon's dominating the Big 10 title game. The Pac 12 died a shameful and heartbreaking death that I will never get over.

#padres

Pain

Real

Where is Chalamet

MY RB

As a memorial to TikTok (soon to be gone, but never forgotten) let's rate all of the colors Le Creuset currently offers A THREAD Flame 9/10 She is the ORIGINAL enameled cast iron diva. Le Creuset would be nothing without flame, timeless, & a perfect color to compliment food

who called it “getting nutted in” and not “getting a load of this guy”

+44 and Angels & Airwaves are not appreciated enough

They'll never learn