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nothenhil.bsky.social
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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be shitting out an entire nest of angry fire ants, caked in lava, capable of reorganizing your intestines while also writhing on the floor screaming at God to challenge you at your weakest? Try Buldak. It's delicious

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I apologize for the last one thousand posts My keyboard is eccentric about gnomes. I am not, I will kick all gnomes

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Dear aliens running the simulation Please turn everyone's eyelids into cookie dough I promise the results will be pretty sweet

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Someone please educate my cat that stepping on ones most sensitive spot to greet them is not a painless way to say I love you

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I've found it rather easy to earn a block here by posting silly things. What I have not found easy is identifying who this teal blue platypus is and why he's in my evilanator room

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me: ok i've had enough dangerously addictive substance: just 7 more? me: ok

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