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C’mon Simpsons.

submitted 3 hours ago • 290 comments

The most dangerous gang in America. DT-47.

submitted 3 hours ago • 195 comments

We stand by our reporting. So read it here:

submitted 10 hours ago • 152 comments

Literal LOL “.. 64% of US imports from Taiwan are now exempt from the 10% reciprocal tariff, 44% from Malaysia, and almost 30% from both Vietnam and Thailand. 10% to 12% of imports from India, Korea and Mexico will also now be exempt.” 🤡

submitted 9 hours ago • 197 comments

DC RUMORS: MTG and her mother are being investigated for insider trading.

submitted 4 hours ago • 994 comments

ALWAYS SURRENDER! Trump said he would exclude electronics such as smartphones, laptops, hard drives, flat-panel monitors, and semiconductor chips from so-called 'reciprocal' tariffs.

submitted 4 hours ago • 101 comments

Trump says he aced his physical and cognitive exams today.

submitted 1 day ago • 832 comments

this is quite the photo and caption www.nytimes.com/2025/04/12/u...

submitted 10 hours ago • 555 comments

It’s wild that Trump surrendered to the companies that bribed him but decided to just go ahead and keep fucking over small businesses just for the hell of it.

submitted 7 hours ago • 115 comments

Epic Trolling by The Chinese Embassy. 🔥

submitted 22 hours ago • 98 comments

Xi: “You don’t have all the cards.”

submitted 1 day ago • 676 comments

Garcia: She's playing cosplaying as an ice agent, running around the country, going down to El Salvador, to prisons. You know, holding guns, dressing up. She is a joke

submitted 1 day ago • 687 comments

Fact-Check: Bullshit.

submitted 23 hours ago • 876 comments

Elon Musk cutting that waste, fraud and abuse!

submitted 1 day ago • 134 comments

🎯 🎯 🎯

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Penguins Strike Back! www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

One billion percent tariffs.

submitted 1 day ago • 256 comments

What a pathetic little man

submitted 1 day ago • 1316 comments

This is completely insane. www.wired.com/story/social...

submitted 1 day ago • 103 comments

My Bibles used to cost $2.85 each from China, so with a $3.56 tariff, selling them at $60 isn't sustainable. I'm forced to raise the price to $129.00. - Grandpa RICO

submitted 3 days ago • 131 comments

Hope this helps.

submitted 1 day ago • 1224 comments

True story.

submitted 1 day ago • 199 comments

During Abrego Garcia hearing right now, Judge Xinis asks the DOJ attorney (Drew Ensign) where is Mr. Abrego Garcia. Ensign: I don't have that info. My clients haven't given me that info as of today. Judge Xinis: Where is he? Ensign: I don't have that info.

submitted 1 day ago • 613 comments

Roses are red Daisies are plain

submitted 1 day ago • 433 comments

Bird attacks Peter Doocy.

submitted 1 day ago • 549 comments

He said this in January, then in February, then again in March, now in April. Our weak president who promised to end this in 24 hours has no plan and Putin is just laughing at him. Empty, hollow threats and promises is Trump’s whole game.

submitted 1 day ago • 417 comments

Xi: “You don’t have all the cards.”

submitted 1 day ago • 676 comments

Get yourself one of those garden noems to scare off MS-13.

submitted 2 days ago • 221 comments

If I were Judge Xinis, I would order the government to produce, in her courtroom, officials who were in a position to answer her questions and to do so under oath. Letting DOJ continue to prevaricate and deflect responsibility in written submissions seems ... insufficient at this point.

submitted 1 day ago • 642 comments

The spokesperson for Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China is trolling Trump.

submitted 1 day ago • 104 comments

It’s a national celebration.

submitted 1 day ago • 157 comments

#TrumpTariffs #TrumpMarketCrash

submitted 2 days ago • 413 comments

nightmare rotation

submitted 1 day ago • 925 comments

NEW: China increases tariffs on US imports from 84% to 125%. The dollar is slumping. US bond yields are rising, threatening a debt crisis. Stock market is set for worst week since global financial crash. Trump is in a war he should never have started. And he doesn’t have the cards.

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad

submitted 1 day ago • 325 comments

Some businesses now showing the “Trump Tariff Fee” on their bills to customers.

submitted 1 day ago • 392 comments

All this fRaUd and still not a single lawsuit. Weird, huh?

submitted 2 days ago • 904 comments

Due to budget cuts, the TSA is now using the honor system.

submitted 2 days ago • 501 comments

BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis issues an order following tonight's Supreme Court ruling, ordering the government to "take all available steps to facilitate the return of Abrego Garcia to the United States as soon as possible." [1/2] Background at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/breaking-s...

submitted 1 day ago • 292 comments

Wow. This is from a Trump II State Dept appointee, Tibor Nagy, unloading on the DOGE shitshow as a "stage production which combined elements of a tragicomedy with the Twilight Zone." Again, this is a Trump guy talking. www.lubbockonline.com/story/opinio...

submitted 2 days ago • 75 comments