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If comedy is now legal, how come none of them are funny?

submitted 19 minutes ago • 13 comments

Kristi Noem’s week: • Sent 400 ICE agents to Colorado and made ONE arrest. • Got the Acting Director fired. • Played dress-up cosplay. • Cheated with Corey Lewandowski. • Wacked more puppies and goats.

submitted 1 hour ago • 170 comments

The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?

submitted 4 hours ago • 189 comments

(AP) — Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team is eliminating jobs at the vehicle safety agency that oversees Tesla and has launched investigations into deadly crashes involving his company’s cars. #OligarchEra 🇺🇸 apnews.com/article/musk...

submitted 8 hours ago • 214 comments

A confused Grandpa RICO has been autographing his own moobs.

submitted 2 hours ago • 107 comments

This is not a summit, it’s a performance review.

submitted 3 hours ago • 130 comments

If any of our former NATO or Five Eyes allies have intelligence data and assessments, which surely they must, about the background of the leader of their new strategic adversary, the United States, now is as good a time as any to release them, subject to protection of methods and sources, of course.

submitted 14 hours ago • 625 comments

Osama bin Laden: ✅ Diddy: ❌

submitted 3 hours ago • 66 comments

Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

submitted 4 hours ago • 377 comments

According to Trump’s longest serving COS, retired Marine General John Kelly, Trump said Hitler ‘did some good things’ and wanted generals like the Nazis. 🚨 🚨 Trump now has his wish and can instruct his loyal military to violence against anyone who is not loyal, no questions asked 🚨 🚨

submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

a very confused Trump still thinks that people who make political asylum claims by definition come from insane asylums

submitted 7 hours ago • 422 comments

We are arms dealers to terrorists.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1877 comments

The caravans are back.

submitted 11 hours ago • 51 comments

Our new FBI director. Congrats America!

submitted 1 day ago • 199 comments

OMG, Kennedy Center Honoree Lara Lea Trump is howling again-hide your dogs!

submitted 11 hours ago • 146 comments

I’m starting to think he’s got no second act. He’s like a bad one-hit wonder band from the 80s.

submitted 1 day ago • 811 comments

After just one Beetlejuicing from Bobo in a cab, Kid Rock split from his fiancée nearly eight years after getting engaged.

submitted 12 hours ago • 219 comments

I'm in ! Tell me how.

submitted 1 day ago • 1300 comments

Imagine my surprise when Babymama #4 showed up looking for her loot from the Ketamine King.

submitted 13 hours ago • 337 comments

Trump was willing to stand up there for a few minutes to pretend to care about black history, but hugging the guy was a deal breaker.

submitted 13 hours ago • 561 comments

This is a drug addict who can barely put together a sentence.

submitted 1 day ago • 1369 comments

When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

submitted 1 day ago • 442 comments

JUST IN: Trump signs an executive order to save Hooters from bankruptcy.

submitted 22 hours ago • 110 comments

Remember the good old days of billionaires? They minded their own business and did their crazy crap behind closed doors.

submitted 23 hours ago • 98 comments

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 1076 comments

Heroin addict and roadkill enthusiast, RFK Jr. kills flu shot campaigns and cancels a major vaccination conference.

submitted 1 day ago • 984 comments

CSPAN Caller from West Virginia: I’m a diabetic and I’m on Medicare. When Biden was in there, my insulin was $6 for a 28 day supply. I just went to CVS, it went back up to $80…

submitted 1 day ago • 920 comments

Trump just fired the Joint Chief of Staff to install his own puppet. Do you really think he plans on leaving in 2028? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

submitted 1 day ago • 162 comments

While Grimes was pleading with ketamine freak, Elon Musk for help with a medical situation involving one of their children, he was at CPAC ignoring her and pulling this shit. Tell me more about their 'family values.'

submitted 1 day ago • 143 comments

It’s a cult.

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submitted 1 day ago • 671 comments

If you don’t think Trump is taking over the US Mail to do away with mail-in voting, you haven’t been paying attention.

submitted 1 day ago • 256 comments