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notimepro.bsky.social
I only interact under duress. He/Him. Help
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submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

I think I’m obsessed with this actually????

submitted 11 days ago • 271 comments

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

submitted 11 days ago • 47 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 214 comments

Oh so you just kind of yell whatever... Im good. Still here but just kinda over there.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Finally a Political Movement I can actually get behind:

submitted 62 days ago • 47 comments

Before today "Luigi was apprehended with a ghost gun and handwritten manifesto" would be an inspired shitpost

submitted 76 days ago • 16 comments

submitted 77 days ago • 59 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

submitted 190 days ago • 68 comments

@eugeneyan.bsky.social can you add me to the anti AI list? it seems like a lot less work than me having to block the type of people who subscribe to it

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

Coming up next on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, The Butthole Surfers perform excerpts of their new musical Hairway to Steven on the Jif Creamy Peanut Butter Float.

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

I must not dunk. Dunks are the time-killer Dunks are the little stress that bring on social alienation I will ignore bad takes I will allow them to pass, or block them And when they are off my feed I will read things that matter And where the takes have gone there will be nothing Only I will remain

submitted 88 days ago • 51 comments

submitted 90 days ago • 194 comments

Okay hear me out. What if I were to tell you that I am also wretched and unlovable?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Like I am objectively cute, funny, and pretty cool and I bet I could make a lot of friends here but also I am tired and sad? How does this work?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments