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Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband. I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
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This story is mental, especially the part where the person with a life threatening chocolate allergy is shown with a mountain of Easter eggs.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Cat in a basket. #catsofbluesky

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Working from the couch for a bit this morning. My assistant is hard at work

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I did have a joke about the device that ended the siege of troy. But it turns out that joke was a hidden delivery system for a different message.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Loved "Look Around You" It's on IPlayer if you haven't seen it, and it's a joy.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Thatcher was out of influence on tory politics by the turn of the century too. More than 2 decades since she had a single bit of influence and they still shout about her more than the tories in power for over a decade recently. As Tom says, I suspect she would love still being hated by these people

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Used to work in a defence company where we took security seriously One of the ways we enforced this was if someone left their desk without locking their computer we changed it to have the "David Hasslehof" theme. Screensavers and the rest just showed "the hoff", I remember this pic as prominent.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My girlfriends (now wife's) mum served me prawn mayonaisse sandwiches. Reader, the prawns still had ice stuck to them

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Anyway, doesn't the replacement Real Madrid left back look like a but like a youthful Gareth Barry?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

They're not Dire Wolves, they are dire wolves. www.newscientist.com/article/2475...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

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How am I supposed to function like a normal human being when we’re getting a BRAND NEW #PULP ALBUM. It’s been 24 years since ‘We Love Life’ 😭 ❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

submitted 9 days ago • 1116 comments

Up early and found there is an episode of the 80s Japanese series Monkey on the Rewind TV channel (whatever that is). Its as amazing as it was when we were kids 😀

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Was intending to move and do something but I've got a ball of fur and a tangle of legs on my lap doing the important work of cleaning herself. Would be rude to move her TBH

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