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Depressed White Sox fan. Formerly wokemaster and heckinwoke on Twitter.
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Typical Eagles behavior

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Friendship was the most deranged movie I’ve ever seen in theaters.

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The French Open is the best grand slam by far

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Stephen Miller is currently praising Elon and DOGE on Twitter. I don’t know why liberals have these fantasies that can be easily debunked if you spent 3 seconds looking for it.

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Arizona Diamondbacks signed free agent 3B Nicky Lopez to a minor league contract.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Stump the Schwab on YouTube

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The New York Mayoral Election is less of a political election as it is an audition for a character; and unfortunately I think Cuomo is going to win that role.

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Fuck off

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Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

Perfectly normal reaction to Caitlin Clark having to miss three games with a bum quad

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away theonion.com/it-s-go...

submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

If bluesky is dying Twitter is also dying a much harder death because it sucks over there right now

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If you waterboarded me for 24 hours I still wouldn’t say this.

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According to Elias, Adrian Houser is the 4th pitcher to throw 6-plus scoreless innings in each of his first 2 starts with the White Sox, joining Frank Baumann in 1960, Jack Lamabe in 1966 and Johnny Cueto in 2022.

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Eisert! Let’s go

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Saying “I’ve asked the WNBA for comment” every time I’m slightly inconvenienced from now on

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Adrian Houser is must watch television.

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Mets and White Sox in Queens always reminds me of this.

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Is Plesac doing the entire Mets-Sox series?

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Hillbilly Elegy looks like a gag in 30 Rock where Jenna is playing both roles in an attempt to win two Oscars for the same movie.

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All in all it was a fun series

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We need a bullpen and a real first baseman

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The biggest difference between this Sox team and teams from past few years is that a 2-0 deficit is not the end of the world

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Balls flying today!

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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

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Miguel Vargas is for real.

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Hanging out with my friends.

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I should be allowed to get my money back when dynasty start up drafts take more than 2 weeks.

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Baseball, many are saying.

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Wholeheartedly disagree.

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Proof of life bluesky post

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Today my daughter asked me what TV was like in the olden days

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Knicks / Pistons is a classic nba playoff game

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Deleted my Twitter. I’ll probably be back at some point but I just had an existential crisis about how fake everything is

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