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The fact that you were ever allowed even close to being an MP is an absolute disgrace

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This was very helpful on the other site, so it’ll be helpful here too.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

If Musk’s penis actually doesn’t work correctly does that mean he has to use that Isr*eli device they use for jacking off corpses?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Labour Party is honestly an embarrassing failure. Adult politics is being able to see everything on your phones at all times for your own good

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

These liberals are so thin-skinned

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Exercises in onanism

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My girlfriend just went “would you still love me if there were two of me?” And then got angry when she followed up with “or would you go for the other one?”

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i will never apologize for a post

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

I wish everyone who takes any opportunity to quote Bohemian Rhapsody a very shut the fuck up

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is a long article that, if you pay close attention to detail, gives an idea of how non-functional every facet of the British state has become at this point

submitted 11 days ago • 13 comments

ladies and gentlemen and others, i give you skibi de toilette

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

submitted 12 days ago • 96 comments

This is so so deeply fucked. We live near a very busy highway/interstate exchange with a bunch of overpasses. Well, there were some kids that had tied a rope to a cinder block, so they could throw it over the side of the overpass and scare people. Super shitty right but hold on it's worse

submitted 20 days ago • 22 comments

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

submitted 13 days ago • 399 comments

This is an absolutely CLASSIC Eric Adamism, which I would define as something that is theoretically quite offensive, but also so confusing that you can't quite figure out towards whom.

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 14 days ago • 54 comments

If you want to achieve a thing you have to allocate real resources to it. This fundamental truth is absolutely anathema to the UK treasury, and everyone in the government, as a result, is innately susceptible to any scam or wheeze that is basically one weird trick to avoid material constraints.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Heard from a witness that an Endeavor Air CRJ crashed at Toronto Pearson Airport. Photo shows the plane inverted

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Dunno why but it feels embarrassing my first thought for Juno by Sabrina Carpenter was the goddess and not the film character

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Liberals love to call left wingers “conspiracy brained” and yet they’re constantly coming up with new conspiracies

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Standing on the same spot today at noon and midnight.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 16 days ago • 369 comments

JD Vance used his platform as a call to action for Europe's far right. Seemingly unaware that the single uniting belief across Europe's political spectrum is 'Americans should shut up.'

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

"A bit silly" What would you say if it was a Tory Minister who plagiarised entire chapters of an autobiography, altered their CV twice to the tune of entire years in the job that qualified them to be Chancellor, fiddled their expenses and also had their parliamentary credit card revoked.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Jesus: blessed are a ball garglers. I'm just tryna get my balls gargled Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Newsletter: The tech industry has turned on the consumer, using abusive, manipulative software as a means of extracting wealth from every corner of our lives. Both society and the tech media must fight back, as I believe many of us deeply love our tech. www.wheresyoured.at/what-were-fighting-for/

The fact that you were ever allowed even close to being an MP is an absolute disgrace

This was very helpful on the other site, so it’ll be helpful here too.

If Musk’s penis actually doesn’t work correctly does that mean he has to use that Isr*eli device they use for jacking off corpses?

The Labour Party is honestly an embarrassing failure. Adult politics is being able to see everything on your phones at all times for your own good

These liberals are so thin-skinned

Exercises in onanism

My girlfriend just went “would you still love me if there were two of me?” And then got angry when she followed up with “or would you go for the other one?”

i will never apologize for a post

I wish everyone who takes any opportunity to quote Bohemian Rhapsody a very shut the fuck up

This is a long article that, if you pay close attention to detail, gives an idea of how non-functional every facet of the British state has become at this point

ladies and gentlemen and others, i give you skibi de toilette

Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

This is so so deeply fucked. We live near a very busy highway/interstate exchange with a bunch of overpasses. Well, there were some kids that had tied a rope to a cinder block, so they could throw it over the side of the overpass and scare people. Super shitty right but hold on it's worse

it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

This is an absolutely CLASSIC Eric Adamism, which I would define as something that is theoretically quite offensive, but also so confusing that you can't quite figure out towards whom.

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

If you want to achieve a thing you have to allocate real resources to it. This fundamental truth is absolutely anathema to the UK treasury, and everyone in the government, as a result, is innately susceptible to any scam or wheeze that is basically one weird trick to avoid material constraints.

Heard from a witness that an Endeavor Air CRJ crashed at Toronto Pearson Airport. Photo shows the plane inverted

Dunno why but it feels embarrassing my first thought for Juno by Sabrina Carpenter was the goddess and not the film character

Liberals love to call left wingers “conspiracy brained” and yet they’re constantly coming up with new conspiracies

Standing on the same spot today at noon and midnight.

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

JD Vance used his platform as a call to action for Europe's far right. Seemingly unaware that the single uniting belief across Europe's political spectrum is 'Americans should shut up.'

"A bit silly" What would you say if it was a Tory Minister who plagiarised entire chapters of an autobiography, altered their CV twice to the tune of entire years in the job that qualified them to be Chancellor, fiddled their expenses and also had their parliamentary credit card revoked.

Jesus: blessed are a ball garglers. I'm just tryna get my balls gargled Matthew (to scribe): don't write that one down

Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics

Newsletter: The tech industry has turned on the consumer, using abusive, manipulative software as a means of extracting wealth from every corner of our lives. Both society and the tech media must fight back, as I believe many of us deeply love our tech. www.wheresyoured.at/what-were-fighting-for/

extremely important PSA

lol