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The market is just like me, always looking for a bottom

hey @apnews.com every time you describe Trumps attacks on universities as an "approach to fight campus antisemitism," you endorse fascism. You fucking stupid fucking asshole anti-Palestinian fucking dumbasses.

Who has my birthday lasagna?

What if the we work guy was paul Atreidies

Welcome to Bluesky. There are only three rules:

What if endless profit was sustainable. What if wealth inequality didn’t kill people. What if my dad came back from the 7/11 when he went to get cigarettes

Where's my Breakfast? Oil on Panel 30x30 cm @danielarthury

Hello I am the daily wire's new bankruptcy lawyer. What is this expense for "nuzzle dildos"

Now seated for Death of a Unicorn, if it sucks im gonna call it Death of a Poonicorn.

Greg gutfeld more like Greg slutfeld, cover those boobs greg

Not now kitten, mommy is shutting the fuck up

ICE racially profiled a US citizen who was born in the US. They didn’t look at his ID (he even had his social security card, which is rare) and held him without a warrant If he had his US birth certificate tattooed on his body, they would arrest him on suspected gang involvement for having a tattoo

Da fuck is this therapist chair pokemon

I Wanna Dance With Somebody At The Pink Pony Club youtu.be/-SSQmGDkZ1E

Who's up sharing vessels baby

Literally 1984

Many people are saying W women

Jay Jonah Jamerson just replaced Peter Parker with an AI for spiderman pictures

BRING ME A JOINT NOW

If you using Studio Ghibli AI ChatGPT—Miyazaki should personally get to hunt you for sport.

All the passwords were 69420

I'ma care about cultural appreciation unwokely

Please somebody think about the fighter pilots!

Ald. Wednesday theory: it was a warning shot from across lake. Michigan city has fired, how will we respond

they're cursed to lose 120 games every season until they figure it out

i'm just going for the build on the left thanks i love eating garbage

We are a go for dome launches

Kissinger would have never left his group chat open when planning all those war crimes, smh

That movie was making fun of the leaders as fundamentally very bad at their jobs in ways that kill us all, and yet that was far too generous

Getting backshots at the watergate

When one of my friends is elected president and they make me head of DOT I am instituting mandatory six month reeducation camps for all pickup truck owners to learn how to fucking park Dodge owners get six YEARS