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notmyown.net
Fan of such films as “The Doggy Doorman” and “The President’s Neck is Missing” Austin, TX
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“twin peaks for four hours on valentine’s day” is a recipe for an unvaccinated superspreader event if we’re being honest

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Please quit it with the mezcal I want tequila not a cigar

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This is very sad. Please protect @theotherlucille.bsky.social at all cost.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If there's one thing Trump voters voted for it was for Elon Musk to go after their social security payments.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone with a brain should realize DOGE wants access to all the government systems so they can A) download all data B) create a replacement system C) shut down the original systems D) become the defacto provider of systems and steward of said data. The kleptocracy is enabled by a self coup.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

when you want to get a job at DOGE with a one line resume

submitted 19 days ago • 522 comments

You guys aren’t going to believe this, but today I used a cable from my big box of old cables.

submitted 20 days ago • 385 comments

All I can read into this is "Look, this planet is going to be ruled by Elon and his offspring for the next mellinnium whether any of you like it or not."

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Damn man, “But they’re also Nazis” is not the best argument.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Saying goodbye to Dr. King. I climbed a pole for a better view. Remember that truth and light can't die. It lives inside y'all, and they can't take it away.

submitted 37 days ago • 79 comments

Those automatic car washes where an attendant appears out of nowhere to press buttons you could press if you weren’t instantly made to feel totally incompetent.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

So many people (who know nothing about California) are jumping the gun on blaming this or that for the LA wildfires, but the biggest villain in this story will ultimately be corporate greed. Keep your eyes on power companies like SoCal Edison 👀 1/🧵

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry for not posting I’m trying for my big break in Quiet Posters

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

He forgot he had switched over from one of his many sock puppet accounts.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

"Auto-locked in the blast" is definitely a quality I'm looking for in my next vehicle

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

"Sorry, we can't make this technology that sucks and nobody wants and that uses enough power to blow up the moon unless we *also* steal people's shit to throw into our content woodchipper in order to produce mediocre digital particleboard out of the cumulative artbarf." futurism.com/the-byte/ope...

submitted 68 days ago • 233 comments

Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: why, what happened at 8?

submitted 77 days ago • 24 comments

If he’s Luigi just imagine Waluigi

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

submitted 79 days ago • 208 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 124 comments

This over “reporting” you can’t always trust in this day and age.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for not posting I’ve been fighting in the gender wars

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for not posting I’m busy joining the class war

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I’m down for the ho-ho-hoiest hour if you are.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I type Alazom, my phone does the rest.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Bills fans, also.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats should all band together and root for the police to catch the Slay Assassin, the Adjuster, just to be sure they don’t catch him.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

*relentessly telling anyone who will listen I only want to be left alone*

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

submitted 85 days ago • 1072 comments

Anyone got any tips on making honey? I've been grinding the bees up real small, but it still tastes fucking horrible

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

imitation crab is the highest form of flattery crab

submitted 97 days ago • 10 comments