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A stupefying deficit of attention. Into professional wrestling, tabletop games, video games and many other lowbrow ways to kill time. They/He
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Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.

There goes Josie again, shifting my understanding of the foundations of the world one shitpost at a time

esnupi 🐕♥️

Really glad that there was a popular anime magazine in Japan in the 70s-90s called "OUT" so that I can say that Char Aznable was on the cover of Out magazine and have that be a true statement

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This is why I give the racket money

Tell ‘em, Nancy!

My wrestling group chat of guys I used to work with sent me some link to a rumor about WWE revitalizing the Lucha Underground brand and I have ~got~ to stop wishing on these monkey paws.

Avowed rules, actually

That’s funny. I’m also a noisy power-monster

I’m obviously in the bag for mid anime fighting game based on HxH but these pre-order bonuses are kind of hilariously bad

Maybe it’s time for me to reread the Hickman Marvel stuff.

when it is almost time for work

I cannot think of a more evil sentiment than considering empathy to be a sin.

I’m really enjoying Avowed so far. I’m not much of a Gear Game person so I’m sure I’ll hit a wall at some point with the way the upgrade system works in this game but the first few hours have been great.

Feeling a little failed by everything now that I'm dealing with an internet outage in the middle of the work day after giving up on the whole bussing situation this morning.

Wait. We’re doing “why doesn’t Batman just buy crime?” I had that on the calendar for next week. Thought we were doing “How have you personally failed Superman?” this week.

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

Beyond self preservation, if you can be the best and still get fired it presses you up against the idea that the work itself does not and never did matter.

What an incredibly dumb way to start the morning.

3 buses, all the drivers in disagreement on who is supposed to be replacing who/leaving when, sitting at my bus stop. While they're disagreeing and asking the riders what they know (?) an active bus blows by leaving everyone standing in the -10 cold. Got so frustrated I walked home. WFH day, I guess

please listen to friends at the table

A very strange belief among the right that people who draw a paycheck from the government simply siphon that money away never to be seen again instead of spending it on goods and services and taxes and infrastructure like the rest of us they're thinking of billionaires, who of course they love

<Ana Reyes on the ground, straddling the broken and bleeding DoJ Attorney, punching him repeatedly in the face> IS. THIS. FUCKING. ANIMUS!?!

Final Fantasy rules, actually

They’re just Super Normal People with Super Normal Concerns

... ☠️

bloom

Healthy Industry

If my loved one disappeared into Silent Hill I would simply wish them luck

It would be incredibly cool for my brain to just do the shit it’s supposed to do today. Instead it’s like it’s full of gremlins and steel wool

Dog clearly does not understand how necessary it is for me to focus on this 6 hour work training

The ideal fashion aesthetic is "Dragon Ball character on their day off", thank you for your time

If all Democrats are gonna do is stand around and talk, at least give the microphone to people like this.

I hope this does so well that every major franchise has to pivot to do a bonkers side story game with ridiculous theming. It would be the most fun year of gaming ever

When they're like, "how's it going?"