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chat.. did we just witness the greatest dunk in the history of the universe

Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks theonion.com/schlubs...

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I'm going there in person to see what's really going on.

Local tire shop is has a “buy 3 get one free” offer but I’m on to their game. Just give me the three tires I paid for and spare me the sales pitch

this is so petty lmaooo

Ichiro getting hits off of: --a Bounced Pitch & -an Eephus (with happy feet 😂). It's like Ichiro could hit anything!

Ichiro's Final Game. Dee Strange-Gordon & Yusei Kikuchi. 😭

[first day working at olive garden] CUSTOMER: can you bring us more breadsticks ME: (remembering when you’re here you’re family) get them yourself

🎄

[watching the santa tracker] ok you could’ve walked that one buddy

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

What a turnaround for typos and grammatical mistakes. After years of being irritants, they are now quaint and charming evidence that the text was written by a human being.

King Felix's Final Game. 😭

Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ? Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!

Craig and I go way back

🚛 🎮 💨 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🖤

Devon Witherspoon chasing down Kyler (!) then flying in for his second pick six block of the season (!!!)….what a goddamn football player.

CONGRATS, SEAHAWKS

YOUR SEATTLE FREAKIN' SOUNDERS‼️

idk who needs to hear this but Fall is the best season and its not even close

“The Important of the Details”

Deceased 😂💀😂💀 🎥@Cambeezy_

This is why I got into science in the first place

This one’s a bit of a stretch but, The Slaying of the Abencerrajes, by Marià Fortuny, 1870

A.J. Burnett, Elite Command